I'm in an airport sitting beside a girl I've known for 15 years
but haven't spoke to for 5. I don't wanna make conversation
because we're both here too early and I don't like her enough
to talk that long. I also don't want that awkward silence that
both of you are aware of either.
Do I say "Hey Lindsey! Long time no see?"
Or do I keep being a hermit behind my hat, jacket, and posh beard?
Let me know!
edit: Omg, what if our seats are beside each other and we have to talk
the whole flight?
I've got a nice car, a nice house, a big back yard with the right amount of shade, a sweet sweet dog, a hot asian girlfriend, and loads of chicken breasts in my fridge. I want you to visit me like I want cancer to visit my ball sack. Fuck out of here with your herb insults you quack ass marine wannabe cocksucker PEACE.
I'm in an airport sitting beside a girl I've known for 15 years