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My Life Story (Since birth)

Mar 31, 2015 by Larse_
imageI thought I'd Post this just for the curios people.

Before I was born - ok so this is where it all started. My mother Halloween and my father TheJoe had sex. I'm guessing at was on the bus or in the middle of the shops or some place like that. My Mommy and Daddy are so fucking bitchy, It got passed on to me.

When I was born - I slid out of my mommies VV (That must of hurt, halloween )

1 yr old - my daddie tried to kill himself.

2 yr old - I tried to kill my daddie

3 yr old - my daddie is still alive

4 yr old - my daddie killed my cat

5 yr old - My mommie had an obortion and it failed which is why she's always so mean now

6 yr old - my daddie got shot but he survived

7 yr old - I met DanielleDonato

8 yr old - I almost dated DanielleDonato

9 yr old - I met baza76 and dated him

10 yr old - DanielleDonato got jelly and shot baza76 but it backfired and danielledonato   got shot on the shoulder instead

11 yr old - Me and baza76 are married

12 yr old - My first 4some with DanielleDonato and Sihz and Fighterman

*Fast forwards puberty*

17 yr old - I am currently happily married to baza76 who led me to this weirdo freak site filled with weirdo freaks like Johneh and dayum . No offence dayum, but someone simply does NOT ask another person details about their sex session. I currently have 2 kids (krissycx and gentlemang ) 2 parents that are still alive (halloween and Thejoe ) and my best friend who is still trying to get a date with me (DanielleDonato )

Comments

why wasn't I invited to the 4some??
Sent by SkooterEYZ,Mar 31, 2015
My first 4some with DanielleDonato and Sihz and Fighterman

(inlove)
Sent by DanielleDonato,Mar 31, 2015
Hi daddy
Sent by krissycx,Mar 31, 2015

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