I hate my life. I'm a god damn failure. I'm 22 years old and I'm a crappy lowly cook at a fast food joint. This is the only job I've ever had and I will probably never get a better one. My co-worker harasses me verbally all day. If I told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that turdface cares about is money.
Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally challanged, but I suppose that's better than nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors. She's a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but I'm sure she hates me too. Crap.
I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver's license test EVERY FREAKING TIME I TAKE IT. I HATE THIS. Worst of all I live in a freaking pineapple under the sea.
[I know I posted this before, but it was so funny I wanted to post it again]
