"life why did you return"
well i returned because im currently trapped in the motherfucking mountainous ass area of pennsylvania and about a hundred miles from my urban ass hometown.
this tengaged shit sucks, though. sometimes i remember how fun it was being a complete loser with no social life (sometimes i miss it.. sims is the shit) but i can honestly say its not the type of life i am made to live
Now, there are three approaches to curing world hunger. The government has been trying to keep us from curing world hunger to keep third-world, upcoming asian countries from rapidly growing in size/power.
fuck that shit one and two
APPROACH THREE: Latino Men. More Latino men in this world can lead to more latino men which can lead to more orgasms world-wide which can lead to more women and gay men being in some bomb ass relationships which can lead to less binging on icecream because my white exboyfriends continue to dump me
what a sad day in the life of life when he returns to tengaged to find a completely new switchblade pack and notices was the most forgotten switchblade member of all time