On a bus two men with really strong accents start a conversation.
The lady next to them eavesdrops.
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses coma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses they coma together again. I come again and pee twice. The i come one lasta time."
"You dirty-mouth pigs! In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" the lady exclaims.
"Hey whatsa-matter for you?" says the man "I'm a justa tellin' my friends how to spell Mississippi."
