SO FAT...
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo Mama so fat when she jumped into the sea the whales started singing "we are family"
Yo Mama so fat when you drive round her you run out of petrol
SO OLD...
Yo mama so old that when she was in school where there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
SO STUPID...
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist/dentist to get a blue tooth.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
SO LAZY...
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
SO POOR...
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so poor she was kicking a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing, she said moving house
SO UGLY...
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Well that's all for this time xD - plz dont show yo mama this blog
