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take the dishes... cleanse them of their dirt Apr 2, 2024
Should the lightsaber be blue though? I dunno man I’m very nitpicky like that. Like this one time by mother she says to me ‘listen you must take the dishes take these here dirty dishes and you must clean them you must cleanse the dishes cleanse them of their dirt’ and I say to her ‘okay ma’ and i take the dishes to the cave and i place them on the ground the cave floor and i kneel before them and i am nude and pray to the gods and i beg them for the cleanse and a man appears he is of gigantic proportions he fills the cave with his size and luminescence and he speaks to me ‘child you are clean’ and go to my home and mama knows not where the dishes are and i cannot say anymore and she beats me but i am happy i know the dishes are where they ought to be and no harm shall come unto me.

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bwomp Apr 1, 2024
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APRIL FOOLS Apr 1, 2024
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Hi 😊 Mar 30, 2024
I'm 12 💯 and I just started watching 👀 Rick👴 and Morty 👶 and I can tell 👄 you for a fact 👩‍🏫👍it's my favorite 😜 show!!. Lik the one ☝️ time ⏰ Ricky 👴 said 👄 there's probably like no 😠 good 👿 !!!! i 👁️ was agreeing😀 so much I'am👁️ smarter👩‍🎓 then you're average fidget spinner 🌀 teen at middle school 🏫🎒 to even though I have one ☝️. I may be young👶 but I'm smarter👩📊‍🎓 then every💯 theist ⛪ on earth 🌍 basically the show📺 is also really ‼️deep 👓👓 when they said👄 like no🙅‍♂️ one ☝️was born 👶 for 4️⃣a reason I 👁️ was so blown 🌬️away🍃 as they must have ‼️ big balls ‼️ to say 👄 that on tv 📺 so I 👁️ told 👄 my friends 👫👬👭 on roblox 🎮⛏️ and they agree 👍💯👍💯 too2️⃣. LOL 😂 once ☝️ when my mom 👩 took me to 2️⃣ McDonald's 🍟🍟🍟 I 👁️ asked ❓ for the Mulan 🇨🇳 dipping sauce 💯 and the dumb 😠 bitch 😠 didn't even get the reference XD 😂 One ☝️ time ⏰ in class 👩‍🏫️ i 👁️ shouted 😲 "I'm PICKLE 🥒🥒🥒 RIIIICK! 👴🥒👴🥒👴🥒 " and Mrs.Janice 👩‍🏫 told 👄 me to 2️⃣ go 👉 outside 🌿 i 👁️ fucking hate 😠😠😠 that cunt 👩‍🏫 school 🏫 is for 4️⃣ dumb ppl 😖 just like what Rick 👴 said 👄 , i m 👁️ too 2️⃣ smart 🎓 for such imbicells. But 🍑 yeah I 👁️ love ♥️ Rick 👴 and Morty 👶 and I'm 👁️ actually smart 🎓 enough to 2️⃣ get it to 2️⃣. 💯💯💯

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OOOOOHHH IM PIIISSSEDDDD Jan 14, 2024
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Cowboys. I am no longer a fan.

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The end of Mayor Meanswell. Jan 12, 2024

It has been a good week. #shops
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