SOME ASSHOLE JUST HOONED DOWN THE STREET, SMASHED INTO THE BACK OF MY PARKED CAR, TOOK THE BACK SIDE OF THE CAR, DESTROYED THE BOOT/BACK DOOR, AND DROVE OFF!!!!
I NEED VODKA, BUT IM ALL OUT AND IT IS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING, AND NOW I GOT NO CAR TO DRIVE TO BUY SOME