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"I like yo name!" -Seal

Posts 15 posts

1 Year On Tengaged. Mar 16, 2014
Yippee!
Points: 4 0 comments
Stars 252 - Opinions & Shoutouts. Sep 7, 2013
cheese98 - Yep, you're done for. I don't really like you, so I don't really care at all.
Funnehliner - I love ya man. Show that cast your awesome nooby eyes!
Mearl - Take that necklace off! There's no POV in Stars!
Etienne - Watch you get 4th again cause 17 person stars. But seriously, I'm rooting for you.
brosky17 - I was rooting for you in THG! :D
dudetb3 - I thought I'd never see a person who would have laser eyes! Use it on most of this cast!
Jaylen23 - Don't want those snakes on ya when you go into a stars.
austino15fffan - This is not THG, this is stars. Either change your wardrobe or GTFO!
doodleshugh - There doesn't seem much of you to make fun of, so good luck I guess.
snowflake3 - Better hope Britney Spears gives ya some good luck in this stars.
aaronstevens4444 - That's too many 4's it's like the aaronstevens part isn't even that important, so GG.
mikec51 - Your videos are the reason I actually found out about Tengaged in the first place, so I'm rooting for you. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be blogging this!
Sweetie - Too sweet of a username, so you must be the opposite. Good luck if you're going to be an evil sweetie. xoxo
MrPokeguy9 - As the only black member of the cast just hope that aaron doesn't pick on ya.
JBC8 - Hope you don't make Etienne jealous with that american tank top.
LucyX3Jean - Oh snap! We have an American VS. Canadian war in this Stars? If so, Canada will win.
Peetah32 - You ain't going to have that lit torch for long, since you're the VICTIM OF THE STARS GLITCH!

#casting
#rookies
#hunger
#stars
Points: 122 8 comments
Stars 251 - Opinions & Shoutouts. Aug 31, 2013
shawnpat7 - I usually don't root for raffle winners, but you're better than most of this ass cast.
suzycroatia - Not really the one I'm extremely rooting for, but if you were up against some people I hate a lot, I'd save you.
tycoon1234 - You're probably somewhere in my Top 5, hope you get decently far in the game.
obscurity - I'm definitely rooting for you, but I don't really think you'll win cause of those haters.
brandonpinzu - No. Just no.
jenzie - As you're one of the people in the cast with the most decent name, but not really rooting for you extremely.
jacksonjoseph99 - Man, you must love 16th if you want to waste another 300 T$ on it.
MarekK27 - YES! I seriously want you in finals! Please!
boomske123 - You look better than most of the cast. So you're pretty OK to me.
MikeRORO - MikeRORO your boat right out of stars! Since you're to poor to afford cars! ZING!
Sweet_susan - Not too sweet to me, but you're OK to me.
DaBOMB - Well, since you're a bomb I hope you explode most of this cast.
xxLightningxx - I'm totally rooting for you, please make it far!
turney1805 - You don't really have much haters, so I could see yourself going far in stars (again).
Carlisle - Bad.
Simplyobsessed - Simplyobsessed in not winning stars it looks like.
Points: 15 11 comments
Tengaged Rap Battles #8. Aug 8, 2013
Insanity vs. BengalBoy

[#Insanity]

Ay Dru, you know what's true?
That no one here likes you.
Think all these gays think you're the poo?
More like gum on my shoe.

You think you're every gayboi's dream.
And that when you arrive they all cream.
When the truth is you suck.
We want to hit you with a truck.

[#BengalBoy]

Insanity your a fuckin gayboy.
Yeah you are your a flippin gayboy mate oi.
Your a knob.
Gonna eat you up like corn on the cob.

You have a rubbish bowl cut.
Gonna slap it off your head if your not careful ya flippin blitherer mowlcut.
I like your sister better than you.
Yeah you heard that buddy you.

[#Insanity]

BengalBoy? More like BengalToy.
Cause I just played you so hard oi oi.
And this gay boi would play with your knob maybe.
But I'm afraid I'd get them scabies.

[#BengalBoy]

Your a divvy mate your a div.
Yeah you heard that right your a bloomin sieve.
Watch out I'm coming for you.
Watch your back mate you.

Who Won? Who's Next? You Decide.
Points: 57 6 comments
Tengaged Rap Battles #7. Aug 4, 2013
owee13 VS. ZEEnon

[#owee13]

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnon, you suck.
You ain't really that good, it's just luck.
You think you rule us all.
But the truth is, I'm the only one who stands tall.

People say you're the best stars player on this site.
That's probably just because you waste your money, and try to look bright.
Why don't you go back to eating your chocolate covered ants.
The only people who vote you to win those stars were just probably little rants!

[#ZEEnon]

Nice rhymes, but the true star will still own you.
Turns out, I'm one of the stars on here too.
I may eat those chocolate covered ants.
That ain't nothing compared to you being a sheep to those hated rants.

Just being silent, and barely getting involved.
That's not really how the problem should be solved.
I'm the ultimate Canadian.
I'll cook you and eat you up like bacon.

[#owee13]

We all knew you were Canadian boy.
After this battle ends, you're probably going to say sorry, and go back to playing your toys.
Stop thinking you own this game.
At least my face is still showing on the Hall of Fame!

[#ZEEnon]

I don't apologize to idiots, I school them hard.
I can run and catch you over the long yard.
I may have won stars 5 times.
But even if I didn't, I'd still own you with my rhymes.

Who Won? Who's Next? You Decide!
Points: 57 6 comments
Tengaged Rap Battles #6. Jun 5, 2013
trishytrash vs. ShayyBayy

[#trishytrash]

Hello there ShayyBayy.
You might say you're a queen, but I say you're gay.
Now let's see if you can win against me.
Well you couldn't win your last stars, so let's see how bad you'll be.

People call me Trishy, not Trash.
Now let's see if you'll survive this bash.
You ain't no queen.
I rule over you like you're a little bean.

[#ShayyBayy]

Use to be the Queen of new World Order, mate.
Now me and my friend, dav_o_79, are running Bungalow 8.
People may call you Trishy, but I still call you Trash.
The reason everybody says your pretty is because they want your cash.

Smash your head up the glass.
Beat you down like I own your ass.
Don't even talk about me losing stars girl.
Most of the time you just play survivor, which makes me hurl.

[#trishytrash]

First of all, you don't own me.
I'm infinity times better than all you could be.
Of course you want to own my ass, since it's bigger than yours.
It's cute how you talk trash about me with your whores.

[#ShayyBayy]

Don't you dare mess with the queen and her minions.
That just makes me want to kick your little onions.
With you here, I've got no fear.
Now why don't you go Zwooper out of here!

Who Won? Who's Next? You Decide!
Points: 36 3 comments