Season 1:
Episode 1: "I wanted to say adorable but that was both cringy and untrue" ~ Britney
All of the housewives are introduced to the viewers. The girls acquainted with one another at Reality Rally charity event in Temecula, California. Daniele and Jun bond over their hate of charitable events, and claim they only do them for the paycheck they receive for their attendance. On the contrast, Da'Vonne and her gay best friend Jason bond with Rachel. Rachel then holds a dinner party for the main six girls to get to know one another. At the party, Rachel introduces the girls to her newborn daughter Adora. At the dinner, Britney comments on Rachel's ridiculous name-choice to Daniele, but is overheard by Rachel herself. Rachel bursts into tears and runs off into her garden bush crying, leaving her guests awkwardly at the dinner table in her own home.
Guest appearances: Jason Roy (BB16) and various other alumni.
Episode 2: "It's just unfortunate that people like her" ~ Janelle
The day after the traumatic dinner party, things are still awkward amongst the girls. Da'Vonne goes shopping with her best friend Jason, and is notified by a fan on twitter about a mean tweet Jun had made about Rachel's party. While the pair both laugh at Jun's comment, they contemplate telling her about it. Meanwhile, Britney calls up Rachel, apologising for the comment she had made before. Rachel and her husband, Brendon listen over the loudspeaker and accept the apology, but admit they don't believe her once the phone has been put down. Shortly afterwards, Janelle drops round to the house with her husband, Jess, with flowers to make up for Rachel's evening. Rachel informs her of of Britney's apology, but Janelle tells her not to accept it, knowing how catty Britney can be.
Guest appearances: Brendon Villegas (BB12/13), Jason Roy (BB16) and Jess DeSanto.
Episode 3: "Take it down? I'll take her down" ~ Jun
The episode opens at Janelle's house, where she has invited friends Beau and Porsche round to vent about Britney. Despite neither having met her before, they agree to support Janelle. While the conversation is going on, Da'Vonne drops round after passing through her neighbourhood, where she informs her of Jun's tweet a couple of days before. Janelle and her friends are shocked, and they agree to call her later and inform her. Through her fans, Daniele also discovers Jun's tweet and quickly calls her suggesting to take the tweet down. Jun declines, sticking by her guns, not giving any fucks about what Rachel might think of her. Jun invites Britney around for coffee to get to know one another better and the pair bond over their cynical humour. Jun confesses to missing living in Belgium, fed up with the American lifestyle. The episode ends on a cliffhanger with Rachel calling Jun's phone.
Guest appearances: Beau Beasley (BB6) and Porsche Briggs (BB13).
Episode 4: "You haven't been on Twitter? Please Britney." ~ Rachel
The episode resumes with Rachel calling Jun's mobile. While Jun attends to her child, she asks for Britney to answer her call and speaks to Rachel. Already upset at Britney, Rachel launches into a tirade at Britney for her fake apology earlier on in the week as well as betraying their friendship after befriending Jun despite the tweet she had made. Britney protests that she didn't know anything of the tweet before Rachel hangs up on her in tears. At Rachel's house, Rachel breaks down in tears to Brendon who comforts her. Returning from her child, Britney informs Jun of what had just happened, however Jun encourages her to ignore it. Jun contemplates the idea of setting up a "Rice House: California" a replica of her Belgian business to make her feel more at home. On her way to the gym, Janelle bumps into Daniele, who is grabbing lunch with boyfriend Dominic, and girlfriends Ashley and Jen. Janelle is surprised to learn that Ashley had been friends with Daniele for a while and hadn't told her.
Guest appearances: Ashley Iocco (BB14), Brendon Villegas (BB12/13), Dominic Briones (BB13) and Jen Johnson (BB8).
Episode 5: "It's not even my party!" ~ Daniele
Janelle invites Ashley over to her house to confront her about her relationship with Daniele. Ashley stands up for herself, explaining how she met her through Jen and they had similar friendship circles. Janelle stated in a confessional that she felt it was a betrayal as Janelle had been her Big Brother coach. Meanwhile, in a quick turnaround, Jun starts work on launching Rice House: California, and decides to have an advertising taster party to drum up excitement for its launch. Jun decides to invite Britney and Daniele round to help with invitations, and they collectively decide to not invite Rachel. Additionally, Jun reaches out to Da'Vonne to invite members of the BB17 and BB18 casts to attend, to which she accepts. The following evening, Da'Vonne calls Rachel about the party, and learns that she didn't receive an invite. The pair discuss that despite all that had happened between them it was rude not to invite her. Jun then has her launch party, with several guests in attendance. Rachel decides to gate-crash it, and brings along her husband Brendon and sister Elissa. Jun's bouncers deny them entry, which ultimately leads to a confrontation between Brendon and Daniele outside the venue. The trio decide to leave, stating that karma would get back to them.
Guest Appearances: Alison Irwin (BB4), Ashley Iocco (BB14), Becky Burgess (BB17), Brendon Villegas (BB12/13), Dominic Briones (BB13), Elissa Slater (BB15), Jackie Ibarra (BB17), Jason Roy (BB16), Jee Choe (BB4), Jen Johnson (BB8), John McGuire (BB17) Matt Hoffman (BB12), Meg Maley (BB17) and Porsche Briggs (BB13).
Episode 6: "I'm OBSESSED" ~ Elissa
Reeling from not being let into the party in the previous episode, Rachel is once again comforted by those closest to her, Brendon and Elissa. Brendon decides that to cheer them up they should plan an even bigger and better party to get back at them. Rachel calms down and agrees, disguising the party as a celebration for Adora's 6 month birthday. The trio then get to work planning the party. Jun spends the day organising business deals for the official launch of Rice House: California, but is interrupted when long-term friend Alison drops by; despite being at the party, the two didn't really get the chance to speak. The pair laugh about original alliancemate Erika not being invited, as well as the whole incident with Rachel. Feeling left out of the drama, Da'Vonne drops by Rachel's house for a bitch session, particularly about Daniele dictating much of the party. Coincidentally, Daniele also decides to drop by Rachel's house to apologise for the night before. Da'Vonne calls Daniele out for not stepping in to help Rachel as a friend, and is supported by Brendon. Daniele once again argues with Brendon for inserting himself into arguments that aren't to do with him. Rachel questions as to why they weren't invited in the first place, to which Daniele hints it was Britney's doing.
Episode 7: "What's Good, Boo?" ~ Da'Vonne
Daniele receives a text from Ashley, wanting to go for lunch, at which she becomes upset over he argument with Janelle. Upset with how she handled the situation, Daniele calls Janelle, asking her to join them at lunch. Moments later, Da'Vonne goes for lunch with her boyfriend and daughter, Kalen, and says hi to Daniele but is not asked to join her at the table. In a confessional, Da'Vonne explains how Daniele continues to be shady towards her and that she may have to meddle to teach her a lesson. Rachel continues work on her party, hiring out the venue, various decorations and performers. Elissa has a change of heart, suggesting that they invite Britney to the party but Rachel sticks to her guns. In addition she decides to invite some of Britney's nemeses. Back in Hollywood, Janelle arrives at lunch, and receives a lackluster greeting from both Ashley and Daniele. The pair confront her jealous attitude, and Daniele goes even further suggesting that Janelle sees her as a threat. Janelle simply leaves the table and goes and sits with Da'Vonne before heading off to the gym. Britney deals with marital issues with her husband.
Episode 8: "I can't be here" ~ Jun
It is finally time for Rachel's daughter's birthday party and enlists Da'Vonne and Janelle to come and help her set up the venue. Whilst there, Janelle explains her disagreements with Daniele at lunch the week before, and how Daniele hasn't made any effort to apologise. Rachel formally introduces Da'Vonne and Janelle to her sister Elissa, and the girls bond with one another. Elissa, who had been enlisted with the task of organising the guest list, makes a last ditch effort to get Rachel to invite Britney and Jun, to which she reluctantly accepts, despite all the effort that had gone into preventing them from being there. Jun receives a phone call from Alison revealing that she would be leaving California for a while and the two should meet up to say their goodbyes. Jun then receives a phone call from Elissa, inviting her to the party.
The party begins, and the guests begin to arrive. Britney is surprisingly one of the first to turn up and hashes things out with Rachel. The pair forgive each other and agree to have each other's back once more. Rachel's long-time enemy Cassi is arrives at the party, prompting an argument between Rachel and Elissa for inviting her. To make matters worse, Elissa's friend Amanda, brings Elissa's enemy Aaryn as her plus 1. Both sisters cry hysterically together and leave their own party early, before making a return near the end. Jun contemplates going to the party, but ultimately decides not to as she is not enjoying her current life. Jun attempts to call Daniele, who ends up missing the call. With the party nearing a close, Daniele ventures outside to listen to her voicemails, and finding out that Jun is moving back to Belgium.
Guest appearances: Aaryn Gries (BB15), Amanda Zuckerman (BB15), Cassi Colvin (BB13), Elissa Slater (BB15) and various other alumni.
Britney: Since being on the show, I got back together with my high school sweetheart Ryan and we have two lovely girls together, Tilly and Minnie. Some people go on the show to show off their fake boobs and get a cameo on the Bold and the Irrelevant, and I just wanted to not have to do anything for my summers.
Britney: Am I friendly with anyone from the show? I mean, I'm friendly to their face and then a bitch in confessionals, but what can I say, I'm LOVED by America. Rachel Reilly? I'm past all of my issues with her, but I just think any girl that lets her husband cheat on her over skype with some bachelor contestant wannabe needs to get a grip. And by grip, I mean a grip on his dick to stop him going places.
Da'Vonne: MOMMA DAY IS HERE AND READY TO SHARE ALL THE TEA WITH YOU ALL!
*Da'Vonne's highlights reel plays*
Da'Vonne: On Big Brother, not gonna lie, I flopped. Jesus did not have my back, but we had a word and we made a DEAL so that's why I'm here boo, ain't you glad? I am not afraid to call the other girls out for all they shenanigans and all they LIES. But if any of those girls come for me? They got another thing comin'.
Da'Vonne: Some of these girls can give it all the competition wins, but they all crying and shit when someone calls them out, so they better not mess with me. I've met Rachel a couple of times and she seems nice, but if she gives me any of this "but Brendon said..." NOPE BITCH BUN BYE.
Daniele: I'm Daniele Donato who was on Big Brother 8 with my aptly named father. On the show I met my future husband Dominic and got married a couple of years ago. I did get into it a few times with people on the show *clips of arguments with Brendon and Jen play* but ultimately those people have turned out to be some of my closest friends. Rachel and I have had a turbulent relationship and right now if anyone were to mess with her, I'd have her back. Her husband on the other hand... he's a douchebag. SHOCKER.
Daniele: Being with girls all the time can be very catty and I don't want it to be that way, but at the same time, if anyone says anything that I disagree with, I'll be the first to speak my mind. If you hate me? Cool I do too and I'll cut you quicker than I did to my dad.
Janelle: Hi, I'm Janelle Pierzina from Big Brother 6, 7 and 14 and I am a Big Brother legend. I hold the record for the most competition wins in a season and I'm not gonna let anybody take that away from me.
*Janelle's highlight reel shows*
Janelle: Since being on the show I've gotten married and have now got three children, Violet, Lincoln and Stella. I've started to really embrace this new 'mom' era of my life, but at the same I still like to have fun. I've done Playboy before, and I'll do it again. Some people are just born gorgeous, and ultimately some people are just jealous and you've got let them be.
Producer: What are your thoughts on Daniele Donato?
Janelle: Who? Just kidding. Honestly I've never met the girl, but from what I've seen she's not the best player. She may have tied the record for most PoV wins in a season, but she best know whose the real girl in charge around the Big Brother circuit. I'm not threatened, and she will know it.
Jun: I don't care who you are, what you say but you all know not to mess with me. I am the DEFINITION of call-it-how-you-see-it and I have no filter. Janelle? Overrated. Aaryn? Racist cunt. Da'Vonne? Who is that? Do you get my gist? I'm a standard New York girl who now runs an international food business in Belgium. I've returned to California JUST to rip these bitches to shreds. Have fun girls xo
*Jun's highlights play*
Jun: People think that I hate everyone, and the truth is I don't. I like my mom, and I tolerate my husband, but if you give me the even slightest thing to hate you for? You're gone. I know I'm an all-star, I don't need to go on a reality show several times to prove it *sips tea*. I'm the only winner her-
Producer: What about Rachel?
Jun: *looks at the camera* I am the only real winner here and I'm just waiting to come out on top once again.
Rachel: I'm Rachel, a model, reality television personality, host and former chemist. Through Big Brother, I met my husband Brendon and we have just had our first child, and the first ever BB baby, Adora. You know, people don't like me, they say my laugh is annoying, but as the saying goes...
Rachel: I don't want people talking about me, and ESPECIALLY, I don't want people getting in between me and my man. What happens between us at home, stays that way and it's not anybody else's business.
Rachel: I'm a Vegas girl, if you couldn't tell, and I love to party. Although I'm a full-time mom at the moment, that won't stop Brendon and I from hosting the BEST parties in California. My parties are the place to be, but you better watch it as your invitation could get lose in the post very easily. I'm looking forward to meeting all of the girls, but at the same time this shows gotta get viewers so I'll bring the drama.
Gonna try and write some episodes for this but it'll probably be a flop. The show will follow the lives of the 6 BB Alumni and their interactions with past houseguests and each other.
HoH: Victor
Noms: Corey & Paulie
PoV: Victor
Used: N/A
Noms: Corey & Paulie
Evicted: Paulie (5-0)
Roundtrip: Paulie
HoH: Paulie
Carepackage: Paul
Noms: Paul and Paulie (Paul purposefully refuses to agree on nominations)
PoV: Nicole
Used: N/A
Noms: Paul and Paulie
Evicted: Paulie (3-2) (Corey and Nicole evict Paul)
HoH: Nicole
Carepackage: Victor (to bribe houseguest)
Noms: James and Natalie (bribes Nicole to not nominate him)
PoV: Victor
Used: N/A
Noms: James and Natalie
Evicted: Natalie (3-1) (Michelle evicts James)
HoH: Paul
Noms: Corey and Nicole
PoV: Nicole
Used: On herself
Noms: Corey and Michelle
Evicted: Corey (2-1) (Nicole evicts Michelle)
HoH: James
Noms: Michelle and Nicole
PoV: Paul
Used: N/A
Noms: Michelle and Nicole
Evicted: Nicole (2-0)
HoH: Victor
Noms: James and Michelle
PoV: Victor
Used: N/A
Noms: James and Michelle
Evicted: James (1-0) (Paul's decision)
HoH P1: Michelle
HoH P2: Paul
HoH P3: Paul
Final HoH: Paul
Noms: Michelle and Victor
Evicted: Michelle (1-0) (Paul's decision)
Jury votes:
Da'Vonne - Paul
Zakiyah - Paul
Bridgette - Paul
Paulie - Paul
Natalie - Paul
Corey - Paul
Nicole - Paul
James - Paul
Michelle - Paul
(Btw please plus the blog guys!)
(Btw please plus the blog guys!)
Season 1:
Housewife #1: MEET BRITNEY
(Btw please plus the blog guys!)
