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Preseason BBOT rankings

Sep 26, 2016 by Moonfelar
Side note, why does it seem like these interviews came from some low budget dating show? At least Jeff wasn't in them.

12: Monte

Ugh I mean it's probably not his fault he's a boring straight male but like. He'll get in a showmance and it will be him/showmance/shane/showmance allaince. At least there aren't a lot of macho guys this season so the likelihood of an alpha male alliance taking over is low.

11: Shane

He proclaims "I want to be in a showmance". I mean at least he's upfront about his goals for the game. IDK he's basically arbitrarily ahead of Monte.

10: Whitney

I didn't know if I should laugh or cry when I heard her voice. I'm sooo ready for her racist/homophobic rant and her equivalent to flipping the bed. Whitney vs Neeley/Jason I can live for.

9: Cornbread

Honestly I wanted to avoid judging Cornbread for his name and the fact that ALL of his DR's will likely be backed to that cliched hillbilly theme but it didn't work out. I'm going to hate him for sure before the season is over.

8: Danielle

She talked a lot about strategy so looks like she could be a game bot. I don't always mind that, but she didn't really leave a strong impression on me.

7: Morgan

She's sweet and she said she was fiesty but time will tell. She's fine I guess

6: Kryssie

She seemed like she was trying way to hard in her interview but she's a potential hag queen and train wreck so the ranking. She's also a potential complete flop so yeah.

5: Justin

Do you think he's on cocaine? I just hope he eats someone or something in the house.

4: Scott

Way less abrasive than I expected him to be. He seems competent and is a fan of the show. He should be targeted early but likely won't be.

3: Alex

She has promise I liked her weird speech about wanting to align with oddballs considering she seems like she could have fit in perfectly with the popular girls in HS or whatever.

2. Neeley

Her and Jason will align and she will go home early. She is a self proclaimed diva who wants to form a female alliance she is 100% toast but dammit if I don't act all shook when it happens.

1: Shelby

First impression was that she was MTF and I'm not 100% convinced I was wrong. Her laugh won me right the fuck over. Goddess of preseason faves.

Comments

Where would you put Jozea/Jason?
Sent by Rennac,Sep 26, 2016

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