Choose the first letter of your name, birth day and month and make the sentence that describes you..
First Letter:
A,B,C,D,E : I ate
F,G,H,I,J : I killed
K,L,M,N,O : I danced with
P,Q,R,S,T : I had sex with
U,V,W,X,Y : I Sang with
Z : I drank
Month:
January: An Apple
February: A Bear
March: A Pair of Panties
April: A Murderer
May: A Cat
June: A Nut
July: A Computer
August: A Rat
September: A Snow Man
October: A Stripper
November: An Owl
December: A Teacher
Birth Day:
1,2,3 : Because I Felt Like Doing It.
4,5,6 : Because I Was Bored.
7,8,9 : Because I Felt Horny.
10,11,12: Because I Had Chicken Pocks.
13,14,15: Because I Was On The Roof.
16,17,18: Because I am in Love.
19,20,21: Because I Hate Him/Her/It.
22,23,24: Because I Had To Go To The Bathroom.
25,26,27: Because My Mom Asked Me To Do It.
28,29,30: Because I Was Going To Cry.
31 : Because I Had To Do It.
