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PARIS VS JEBUS PART 2 Sep 8, 2011
jebus: nah your nickname should be cock,cos u have one you laady boy fuck up

me: SO WHAT IF I HAVE A COCK? YOUR DADDY NEVER COMPLAINS

jebus: and i care if you fuck my dad why? so your a homophobe now?
sick cunt

me: LOL YOUR THE ONE WHO MADE FUN OF 'LADYBOYS' IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC MY BEST FRIEND IS GAY :D

jebus: same answer every time, homophobes always pretend their best friend is bent, fucking pussys

me: OMG IF YOU KNEW GAY PEOPLE YOU'D KNOW THEY DONT LIKED BEING CALLED 'BENT' ITS A NEGATIVE WORD

THEN I WAS UP FOR EVICTION....

me: JEBUS IM ONLY UP FOR EVICTION COS I STOOD UP TO YOU, WHEN IM GONE THEY WILL GET YOU OUT NEXT...

jebus: no its cos of the colour of your skin, its cos you a whiney little fuck up. kthanksbye
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PARIS VS JEBUS PART1 Sep 8, 2011
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jebus: paris, your avatar looks shit.

me: JEBUS GO TAKE YOUR FACE FOR A SHIT

jebus: take my face for a shit? cos that makes sense

me: ITS COS YOUR FACE RESEMBLES A SPOTTY ARSE OF COURSE I'D HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT ONE TO YOU, NOBODIES OBVIOUSLY TOLD YOU YET

jebus: paris, i dont read long gay fucking messages little fucking slag, and is your caps lock broke, or did you spunk on it you lady boy cunt

me: GET JEBUS OUT AND NEG HIM COS HE'S NEGGING EVERYONE ELSE

jebus: AM I FUCK NEGGING YOU DAFT C**T

me: LOL I LOVE BEING CALLED A C**T
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I WANNA BE A CHILDRENS AUTHOR! Sep 5, 2011
I'VE DONE IT ALL BABES, I'VE DONE THE PERFUME, BOOKS, HAD MY OWN VIDEO GAME AND EVEN HAD BbDAMIEN AND LET ME TELL YOU HUNNY, HE AINT CALLED DONKEY FOR NO REASON!

MY CHILDREN'S BOOK WILL BE OUT VERY SOON, IM JUST THINKING OF WHAT IT CAN BE ABOUT AT THE MOMENT, PARIS IS GONNA BE DA NEXT ROAL DAHL!!! FUCK CHARLIE AND DA CHOCOLATE FACTORY MY BOOK IS GONNA BE ABOUT A GIRL CALLED DIODORK WHO IS SUCH A HOT BITCH BUT GOES TO SCHOOL AND IS BULLIED FOR HAVING GINGER PUBES, SO NOT FETCH SO SHE LATER DECIDES SHE WANTS TO BE A POPSTAR AND THEN FORMS A BAND CALLED THE HOT SPICES AND LATER LEAVES THEM AFTER SHE FALLS OUT WITH ONE OF THE BLACK GIRLS (BEYONCE SPICE) ITS GONNA BE A TRUE MODERN CLASSIC THAT ALL THE FAMILY CAN ENJOY!

ALSO YOU CAN STILL SEND IN YOUR DONATIONS TO SAVE ME CHURCH.
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X factor. Aug 21, 2011
To me babes Xfactor is a bit like porn because you're embarrassed to say that you watch it, but every Saturday night you can't help but stare at these cunts being slammed by 4 dicks.
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oh fucking hell Aug 5, 2011
Gypsies are out and about, I just hope I dont get grabbed.
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GIVE DONATIONS TO ME CHURCH Aug 5, 2011
As you may know I am a christian and my local church is on the verge of closing down after some annoymous person started to steal bottles of wine ... I desperately need to help save my church to get back on their good terms because lets just say they weren't too happy when I accidently stuck some vodka in da holy water last sunday so please give any money you can, remember Jesus will be watching afterall and judging so no tight bitches like BbDamien.

Shalom x

UPDATE: for those who are saying I will be pocketing the money myself are sick, yes I am broke and yes sometimes I claim to be Jesus Christ but right now I am helping so any gifts please just forward them to Paris Etap
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