I'VE DONE IT ALL BABES, I'VE DONE THE PERFUME, BOOKS, HAD MY OWN VIDEO GAME AND EVEN HAD BbDAMIEN AND LET ME TELL YOU HUNNY, HE AINT CALLED DONKEY FOR NO REASON!
MY CHILDREN'S BOOK WILL BE OUT VERY SOON, IM JUST THINKING OF WHAT IT CAN BE ABOUT AT THE MOMENT, PARIS IS GONNA BE DA NEXT ROAL DAHL!!! FUCK CHARLIE AND DA CHOCOLATE FACTORY MY BOOK IS GONNA BE ABOUT A GIRL CALLED DIODORK WHO IS SUCH A HOT BITCH BUT GOES TO SCHOOL AND IS BULLIED FOR HAVING GINGER PUBES, SO NOT FETCH SO SHE LATER DECIDES SHE WANTS TO BE A POPSTAR AND THEN FORMS A BAND CALLED THE HOT SPICES AND LATER LEAVES THEM AFTER SHE FALLS OUT WITH ONE OF THE BLACK GIRLS (BEYONCE SPICE) ITS GONNA BE A TRUE MODERN CLASSIC THAT ALL THE FAMILY CAN ENJOY!
ALSO YOU CAN STILL SEND IN YOUR DONATIONS TO SAVE ME CHURCH.
To me babes Xfactor is a bit like porn because you're embarrassed to say that you watch it, but every Saturday night you can't help but stare at these cunts being slammed by 4 dicks.
As you may know I am a christian and my local church is on the verge of closing down after some annoymous person started to steal bottles of wine ... I desperately need to help save my church to get back on their good terms because lets just say they weren't too happy when I accidently stuck some vodka in da holy water last sunday so please give any money you can, remember Jesus will be watching afterall and judging so no tight bitches like BbDamien.
Shalom x
UPDATE: for those who are saying I will be pocketing the money myself are sick, yes I am broke and yes sometimes I claim to be Jesus Christ but right now I am helping so any gifts please just forward them to Paris Etap