and tyler93 and I will tell you which non-tg player from our recent 48 person org you should be friends with and why ๐ฅฐ
systrix has been begging us to join survivor with her for the past month and I still need health ๐ฟ
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. tyler93 - Shane (aka SHREK) because while he voted you out you still belong on his swamp ๐คญ Ok being realistic. Adeola because he was your "fake f2" (your real f2 was obvs Callia ๐ฅฐ) and you guys worked really closely together throughout, not only was he loyal to you to the CORE you also managed to get him to flip to our side due to his undying loyalty to you. Now that's a real "bruh" ๐
parvatiS - Meredith because during pre-merge Tyler would alwyas be syaing about how he couldn't wait for you to meet her. And that you two girls can go on shopping dates together for birkins (tyler's words) ๐ฌ๐๏ธ
VanitySmurf (didn't comment but wanted one) - Achilles because you two can take your dogs out for a walk together at 1AM -- your favorite time. He has a b*g golden retriever and we think it would be a great match for your cute lil frenchie :x
Jogon - First person from the org to comment (besides Tyler ๐). But we think Josiah. Even though you two were never on the same tribe we think you should get to know each other. We've even put together the perfect name for your team.... "team JoJo" ๐ so good that we can see some chemistry brewing between you alredya
Music - we matched you with champagne. Aka. drake. Aka the champagne papi. You strike us to be a wild one, so a lil champagne in your system might just make you two a top tier team. Ps. The guys name is not actually champagne, it's something like charlamagne
MarieEve - Since you're French Canadian we'll match you with Potayto. Because you can make french fries out of potaytos. Potayto was someone really flamboyant. So we just know you two would get along. He tried to act cool with a bachwards hat. However, he really was just a French clutz, kinda like you !! (This part is from Tyler, in case it offends you, it's on him, not me ๐). We have paired you two together as team french frye.
Arris - Alice because you both are AWreck b*ggggg time and you would be a great match for her overly chaotic energy. You both seem to have no problem plyaing up a drama filled show for the public and are both not afraid to go out with a bang. As a fellow WRECK, you should have no problem having to sit and console her through her 90 paragraph long rants a day. For this purpose we've named your team... Team WRECKing ball
Useamint - We were gonna match you with Kevin but hoe nestly how is that even possible when that is alredya you XD
How dareeeee you work with Tyler the entireee time on the Amura tribe without sharing with him your identity ! Wtf kind of friend are you. HELLO Tyler and I are ultimate detectives! We tracked your super old tengaged account riosk4 to this game. And it's no coincidence that useamint was born shortly after the death of riosk4. Your shady ass rogue voting was NOT a good look. Then you acted like an obnoxious immature child when Tyler got sent home by rawks and celebrated with "MARGARITA ON RAWKS" with Jefy. Good thing your "being on cloud 9" didn't last long when I sent your shady ass packing with my idol and planted that 1 vote on you via cocoA to take you out ! Tyler welcomed you into jury with a b*g fat roast and put you in your place..... right where you belonged !
So with that being syad. We're just gonna match you with no one because I don't think anyone would want to be friends with a bratty immature child who laughs at them when they lose in a 50/50 rawk draw. GOOD DYA. I SYAD GOOD DYA
Vlad21 - John. We don't know anything about him as neither of us have been on a tribe with him. But maybe you can get to know him for us and have bro out sessions together !!
BrookeMaddox - Sarah. We don't know her either but we would love to see this team of #GirlPower ๐ช Plus, she can buy you dreaks ๐พ๐ท๐ธ๐น๐ป๐ฅ to celebrate your stars finals โจ
Yonaka - Jonny because you two seem to take games seriously (in a good way) and both play social, strategic games and are involved in challenges. You could either be each other's b*ggest threats and annoy the shit out of each other while trying to read the road map. Or you could build off each other's intensity and be a power team ๐ฅ
Booyahhayoob - Shane (But we call him Shrek because his discord pfp is of a naked Shrek). You both have a dumb witty sense of humor and he's probably the only non-tger here who would tolerate, laugh, or even understand your jokes. Tyler and I are sitting here laughing at how compatible you two would be. We can imagine Shrek , "holding a fart" and then you two just laughing non stop and trying to sniff as much of it as you can. A dumb, funny, yet active and competitive team. Just beware, he will be asking you for nudes 24/7. Or ask you to send nudes to someone in order to gain their trust and build an alliance. Oh and you'll have to deal with his broken english and spelling shit wrong all the time that 90% of people can't understand 75% of the time but myabe you could teach him just like how you taught Tyler how to spell "Top Gun" correctly instead of "Top Guj"
PS. THIS ONE IS IMPORTANT โผ๏ธ We're still waiting on you to repya us for the bidets you clogged at the b*g fat greek wedding ๐ก
mrkkkkyle - โOLDS !!! One of the people we were soooo looking forward to see comment. We could give you a basic af answer and just sya "all of us" because we know you love us all (although callia&tyler are still your ultimate favs ๐ฅฐ) but we're gonna have to go with Kev for this one. Myabe if you two were friends he wouldn't have quit dya 1 ! And put poor Lakota at a disadvantage. (Even though Lakota still dominated the season :x๐) ------- Tyler is mad because he thinks I should've put Amura but look who won :xxxx
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