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yo momma

Jul 8, 2010 by Phalen
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

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