NATIONAL ENQUIRER VOL #1
STORY #1 - It was a rough night out for the stars last night at the swanky Infiniti Lounge in downtown Los Angeles as a full blown bar fight broke out, and of course behind it where Justwannasayhi and Tits_Mcgee the infamous couple that just can't seem to keep it together.
When photos of Sandizzle and resident hottie Mattygeee all cozied up began circulating on the web earlier this week sources say that Ryan was completley fired up.
"He still loves Sandy - at the end of the day that's still his man. When those pictures of Matty and Sandy surfaced Ryan was just a wreck." Shared an anoynmous source close to the 'Survivor' star.
Eyewitness reports say that Sandy, IAmKingMac and AlexDegale were out for drinks on Friday night when they ran into no one other than Ryan himself.
Apparantley a comment from Alex Degale set off the confrontation, the notorious socialite reportedly drunkenly approached Ryan and taunting with "Matty and Sandy looked so cute in those photos, how does that make you feel Ryan?" as he sipped on some Pinot.
Everything went to hell rapidly as wine glasses began flying and acussations began to be shouted back and forth.
"IT WAS OBVIOUS WHEN SANDY CHEATED ON ME WITH MATTY THAT THEY WERE GOING TO GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO FUCK EACHOTHER!" Eyewitnesses report a drunk Ryan yelling as friends Dmann and Aquamarine attempted to hold him back.
At this point Sandizzle in a fit of rage knocked about ten glasses off a bar counter and was escorted by security off the premises, this not stopping King Mac from continuing the argument with even more taunting by claiming - "If I had a boyfriend as ugly as you Ryan and I was Sandy I'd cheat on you every day!" at this point the fight escalated even further and all boys were escorted by security out the building. There's no news as to what happened next but Ryan has been very vocal about the subject, using Twitter to explain his side of the story to an ocean of shocked fans that had heard about the news.
"RYAN MINSI TITS_MCGEE
'Yes, I was cheated on back in March. Yes, it was after Sandy spent several months trying to date me again and proving to me he had changed. Yes, it was only three weeks after we had started dating again. Yes, it sucked. Yes, Matty knew we were together and still wouldn't stop crossing certain lines. Yes, I think that's shitty. If you think it's funny, then cool? I don't really need or care to hear about it.'
We're not sure what the hell is going to happen next but one thing is for sure, we're dying to know because the drama is absolutley delicious.
STORY #2 : The new Tengaged knock off website Scoderk has been receiving a lot of praise for it's simplistic, quick, and easy to use game format. What's odd about Scoderk is it's questionable moderation teams - with names as Sassy003 , SashaBaby2010 , IAmKingMac on it.
What the public doesn't know about this idealistic site is that it's gone through it's first scandal as of recent and a juicy embezzlement scandal at that.
Inside sources have shared with The Enquirer that Shayybayy - notorious on Tengaged and one of the first Scoderk mods has been KICKED OFF the moderation team after giving long time friend Aquamarine 500,000 derks (Scoderk currency) under the table.
"When Je7467 found out he removed Shayy's mod powers right away, she went absolutley crazy. It was really bizarre really she started screaming, demanding that her moderation powers be restored. She started throwing Sassy under the bus too, she just didn't want to admit that what she had done was wrong." shared an inside source from Scoderk.
Shayybayy refused to speak personally with The Enquirer about this matter, her reps saying "We ask that the public respects Shauna's privacy during this troublesome time in her professional career"
STORY #3 - Lemonface rocked our television screen this week on Stars 239's season where she gained a huge followship with viewers. Hashtags such as #YESQUEEN going viral this week in response of Becky completley dominating this season - being crowned as the winner earlier today.
But now that filming is over, new housemates are in the Stars house, and the cameras have stopped rolling other housemates and production members have been speaking out about Becky's shocking behavior on set.
"She had no regards for the rules whatsoever, she did what she wanted - when she wanted. Big Brother would be calling her to the Diary Room to nominate and she would go twenty - thrity minutes after they'd been begging her to come over the intercom." Shared Kimmal8, this seasons runner up.
"There's something wrong about that girl, she's a sociopathic bitch. She got a really good edit and there's a lot the viewers didn't see when the feeds were cut by production. There was an incident this week where she started arguing with Turney1805 and she was flailing a huge butchers knife, getting in his face. Producers actually had to come into the house and seprate them, I was scared." shared Hinata0014
Becky has responded to these allegations via Twitter, saying "IT'S FUNNY HOW PEOPLE THAT HAVE ONLY KNOWN YOU FOR A WEEK THINK THEY KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT YOU, TO GO TO THE PRESS WITH LIES IS JUST ABSOLUTLEY PATHETIC."
STORY #4 -
NE : Well first of all JesseM we want to thank you for taking time out of your day to do this interview with us and we'd like to give our condolonces for your early eviction this season.
JESSE : It's my pleasure and I wouldn't exactly call it an early eviction - I got 11th place, I came into the house aiming for 1st place and well I got two of em!
NE : You got a lot of hate this week from the public, social media just exploding acussing you of playing the public and not being genuine.
JESSE : You know people are going to say what they're going to say. They don't understand how it feels to be in that house - in there you're stripped to your bare personality and what you saw on the show was me...there was nothing fake about it...I wasn't playing for the camera that's me.
NE : So why all this hate towards you? I mean people were saying that you were using your shop as a way to lure in newbie voters with promises of gift.
JESSE : Rumors like that are just so pathetic, so disgusting. I - I - they don't call me Mr.#1 for no reason...I have respect for the game, I love the games and to imply that I would use designs or a shop as a way of "cheating" is just disgusting to me.
NE : Well I guess that settles the score then. Is there anything you'd like to adress with the public?
JESSE : Nothing at all, I know who I am and all these haters that think they know shit about me from watching me on a televsion screen...I'm not even bothered by them. I'm JesseM, I'm Mr.#1, and I got friends that love me - that's all that matters.
STORY #4 - Socialite DanielKennedy111 suffered a relapse Friday night before his early Saturday morning arrest for misdemeanor driving under the influence and felony drug possession, according to Ghoul, his attorney.
Kennedy was arrested early Saturday morning after an incident involving a car chase with Santa Monica police department after Kennedy refused to stop his car after police officers flashing their lights and sirens.
It's the second incident in less than two months in which Kennedy has been investigated for driving under the influence by California police, and it happened less than two weeks after he left a rehab facility -- his second trip to rehab this year.
"I want to withdraw everything -- courtwise -- sit down with Daniel and figure out everything," Long time friend BrandonPinzu told National Enquirer "He's out of control and he can't do this on his own, he needs help."
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