I'm fat because I eat and then I go to sleep.
THis is why, this is why I'm fat.
I'm fat cuz I munch in between brunch and lunch!
This is why this is why I'm fat.
DAM i NEED A NAp, I pass out after walking half a mile on the track.
I represent the porkers, I got rolls on my back & they don't got my sizes on the store racks :O
I'm weighin at 530 and when I hit the club everyone runs away!
I'm on that sea food diet and I "see food" everyday!
When I fly, I take two seats...when it comes to moving I gotta take it slow.
cuz if I fall down, I'll be stuck on the floor :D