my 5 year old is tarrfide of bugs so she come in and sas dad my ear hurts and im like ok i look in it and thers a lil ear wax but i go oooo deer and she sas what is it i said it was a spider and she freeks the fuck out and 2 min later i say anna im jokeing. man i fell like such a dick
and i went to go check on my kids i go in and my lil boy is singing in his sleep he was gong duck talls whoho over and over agan and i left i him be you cud barley hear it it made my day
we was playing maro kart 8 and she was in first then i got the blue shell and she said if you use it your sleeping on the fucking couch and im like bull shit so i use it right befor the finsh line and it hits her she looses and sas GOD DAM IT MATT and i was forced to sleep on the couch but is was sooo worth it
with my 16 year old brother becuse he tried to hit me becuse he hit his gf in frout of me and i stopd it he tried to punch me but i grabd and smamd him into the ground and i said you done lil boy he got back up and tried agen and i duckd and hit him in the stumick and then tripd him he gets back up takes a fucking vase and tries to hit me with it so i punch him in the face and ko him i fell so bad i hit him am i a bad persen
