I was trying to get her away from our delayed family Christmas’ presents and she wasn’t budging so I tried to move the present she was sniffing away and she started sniffing the present behind it so I interveined with her and the present and she lost her balance and slipped on the hardwood floor and collided with the bottom of the computer chair but she survived her 18374817738485826163rd “unfortunate circumstance that could almost kill her” since her arrival and is still kicking.
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dogs are dumb yes but their owners are just as stupid sometimes. this hardly sounds like a near death experience to me but I wasn't there so...