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a sex joke

Apr 12, 2010 by Ri_Ri
this guy was going away and didn't want his wife to cheat on him, so he went to a sex store to look for a vibator, well he went in and the guy said this "voodoo penis" is the way 2 go. the storeman said this is how it works. "voodoo penis the door" it jumps out of the box and bangs the shit out of this door and to turn it off you just say "voodoo penis" off. the guy brought it and took it home. he sat her down and said this is what you do....well he went away and she got horny. she remembered his gift pulled it out and said voodoo penis my pussy. well it got up and went in hours later she didn't know how to stop it the husband forgot to tell her how. so driving to the hospital swerving all over the road coz its banging her hard the cops pull her over... she said officer i have a voodoo penis in my pussy i don't know how to stop it the cops said "voodoo penis" my ass....you know what happens then!!!!!!!!

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