" We've got the best hockey team in the country unbeaten and no goals scored against us!"
" How many games have you played?"
" The first one's next Saturday."
ok so there was a kid whose parents were getting divorced so he was talking to the lawyer to see who he would stay with. the laywer says, "Do you wanna stay with your Mom?" the kid said, "No She bests me." the lawyer said "Do u wanna stay with your Dad?" The kid said, "No he beats me." The lawyer said, "Do u wanna stay with your grandparents?" The kid said "No she beats me." So the lawyer said, "Then who do u wanna stay with?" The kid says, "The Montreal Canadians, they beat no one!"
