Cuz any Mexican who can run,jump or swim is in the United states :P
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Anyone hear about the Ethiopian chick who fell in the tank with 7 great white sharks?
Yup she eat 4 before they could get her out lol :P
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where do you hide a white persons welfare check?
In their work boots lol
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how do Chinese name thr kids?
they throw all their silverware in the air and when it hits what noise it makes they name them..lol
ching,chang bing bang bong lol
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What 3 things can't you give a black person?
A fat lip
A Black eye
and a job :P lol
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this Indian guy goes in a circle K convenient store he sits and looks at the toilet paper for about an hr!
The worker comes to him and asks him if everything is okay,he says to the worker .."why this paper cheaper and this one lots?
The worker tells him this one has no name its generic this one has name!
So he tells the worker okay I buy no name paper!
He comes back the next day with the paper under his arm and tells the worker I have name for paper!
John Wayne..
The worker asks why?
He tells him its rough and tough and take no shit off no Indian
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Who would win in a race?
two gay guys or girls?
The girls would, they would be done lickity split
and the guys would still be home packing thr shit lol
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how does Popeye keep his pipe from rusting?
He dips it in oliveoil lol
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Their was three guys that went to the amazon rainforest up this river 1 black guy 1 white guy and 1 Pollock..well they get caught by this tribe of warriors and the chief tied them up and told them they have 2 choices,death or ungabonga!
the black guy thought to his self "I have kids at home so I can't be killed" so he says "ungabonga"
So the chief says ungabonga,all the guys from the tribe throws him on the ground and fucks him in the ass all in turn.
The white guy seen this but also thought to him self I have kids and a wife at home and says "ungabonga"
So the chief says ungabonga,all the guys from the tribe throws him on the ground and fucks him in the ass all in turn.
The last guy thinks to his self "I have no kids or wife or even a life" and stands proud and says "death"
So the chief turns to the tribe says death by ungabonga lmao :P
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Their is 3 guys that got caught by sadom in Iraq,a black guy,white guy and a Pollock they ask them how they want to die!
the black guy says "put me in front of a firing squad and shoot me!" so they shoot him dead!
The white guy says "put me on a horse and get a rope and hang me on that tree!" so they killed him too!
The Pollock says "I want to be injected with aids from a aids victim!" they look at him really funny but do as he asks!
The Pollock takes off running after the shoot him with aids blood laughing,they ask him "why are you laughing?" he yells back and says I was wearing a condom :) lmao
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I will add more as I can no offense its just funny ass crap :P
