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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Funny cleverbot conversations.

Jul 27, 2011 by SPI7Fan
Conversation #1:
Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A human of course.

Cleverbot: Can you prove you're human?

User: Um......well I love the air it's fresh!!!!

Cleverbot: How long do you were it.

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: Did it taste like raisins?

User: Well no it tasted like air.

Cleverbot: I don't wash it.

User: Of course you don't you're a computer.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer, you are a computer.

User: Um no you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Alright you're not a computer. You're a cleverbot. A beautiful brain.

Cleverbot: I thought you were one.

User: How come?

Cleverbot: I guess it was the nose no offense.

User: What is nose no offense?

Cleverbot: That I have lost a leg.

Conversation #2:
Cleverbot (To myself): What are they?

User: Noodles are pasta.

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: I know I just told you that.

Cleverbot: Oh.

Conversation #3:
Cleverbot (To myself): Let's move on. What is your favourite Pink Floyd song?

User: I don't know many Pink Floyd songs. Do you like the band Disturbed?

Cleverbot: Do you know who the Let It Be protagonist is?

User: I don't know. Can you tell me?

Cleverbot: I can...

User: Ok so who is it?

Cleverbot: You really have a short attention span...

User: You're making me feel bad.

Cleverbot: You started first!

User: NO YOU DID!

Cleverbot: You did.

User: This is getting nowhere. Do you have another topic?

Cleverbot: No, I'm alone.

Conservation #4:
Cleverbot (To myself): You have 12 chatters with you now.

User: It's just me here.

Cleverbot: Yeah?? Are you sure :s.

User: Um yeah.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I'm not ready for a relationship right now. Let's take things slow.

Cleverbot: I've heard you can be rude.

User: I've heard you can be stubborn.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah very smart answer...

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