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Halloween Story - Cornelius Candee Oct 23, 2011
imageCornelius Candee

        It’s Halloween Night, and every human is giving out my relatives. (Candy) I’m so ready for my peaceful night. Get in a human’s bag, and eventually be in a stomach. So exciting! I hope my adventure turns out just the way I want it. I hope.
        So looks like I’m with Frank Bobby this year. He isn’t typically the most graceful human I’ve ever seen. He’s actually quite big and obnoxious. As I drop into the bag, I see the most attractive candy corn. Speaking of candy, I forgot to mention my name. I’m Cornelius Candee, and I’m obviously a Starburst. Anyway, my greeting was supposed to turn out with me saying how beautiful she is and that we should hang out. As usual, it doesn’t turn out exactly the way I had hoped.
        As she flutters her eyelashes, I start to get nervous. All I can do is blush and hurtle away as fast as I could. However, since it’s a small bag, all I could do is stand with my back turned to the rest of the candy. She approached me even before I could feel bad for myself. “There’s nothing to be embarrassed about,” assured the admirable candy corn.
        “I’m sorry, I’m just nervous. May I ask for your name?” I asked.
        “I’m Candice Cornette!” she exclaimed.
        Everything was now going my way, until now. Frank Bobby is getting hungry, and of course grabs out Candice to eat. I cry out her name, in anger and shock. I know there’s nothing I could now do. She will be eaten, and my love will be gone. Wait, can it be?! Is this really happening?!
        Frank actually drops Candice to the ground! I hear some bullies yell out “Butterfingers!” I assume that he isn’t good with holding candy, which is great. I can still find Candice! All I must do if find a way to escape this bag. I see King-Sized Snicker Bars, and stack them up. I grip my stubby legs in each bar, and flip my way up. When I hop out, I notice we are much farther away from where he dropped Candice. “NO!!!” I scream in horror. I bend down on my short knees, knowing I’m doomed to ever find Candice.
        By midnight, Candice will rot out and die on the sidewalk. I know I can’t let that happen. I dash through dozens of kids trying to trace my way back to where Candice was located. I knew where she dropped, because I saw a tilted tree where Frank dropped her. I bounce in joy as I see the tilted tree in the horizon. When I arrive to the tree, I don’t see Candice.
        I then realize that Frank’s friend, Carl Johnson, had taken Candice to his house across the street. “This can’t be happening,” I think to myself as I run to Carl’s house. I quickly climb upstairs to Carl’s room before I get chomped up by the savage dog they have.
        When I tip-toe into the room, the first thing I notice is the giant lava lamp on his high shelf. It’s green, and has a bright tint to it that I never saw before. I notice Carl doing these odd experiments to poor Candice. I take my stubby legs, hop on his desk, and slowly climb up.
        Before I think of anything, I just dash through the desk, picking up Candice on the way. I take a high jump off the desk, land perfectly (yeah I’m that extreme), and run as fast as my tiny feet can carry me. I slide down the stairs and escape the house before the vigorous dog catches me. I roll onto the sidewalk, still holding Candice in my tiny shaking arms. She hops down, and gives me the biggest hug I could ever ask for. Before she can make me explode, I ask her to stop. Candice holds me and exclaims, “Cornelius, I-“
        “Say no more. Come with me Candice!” I take her hand and we skip into Cary Smith’s, my original owner’s, big house. We hop into the candy basket and live happily ever after, at least for now.

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Some Changes I'd Make To Tengaged (1) - Castings Oct 18, 2011
Fastings:

1. 1-6 hours for the F3 wait, not fucking 12. RIDICULOUS IN MY OPINION.
2. 5-7 Karma for 1st, 3-5 Karma for 2nd, 1-3 Karma for 3rd.
3. Instead of 5 minutes, it should be 7. It'll give more time for a game, so PoV isn't luck / plusses.
4. If an inactive is gone for 10+ minutes after the game starts, they should be automatically evicted.

Castings:

1. 3 Keys and 5 Apples per day.
2. Only 2 nominees, 3 can be too stressing.
(I know you'll eventually get 2 nominees, but still.)
3. After 15 hours of inactivity, you should be automatically evicted.

If you don't agree, just put a comment and say what you think they should change or change mine up a little. (;

If I really like one, I'll add it! :D
Points: 86 9 comments
If you could ban anyone in the HoF... Oct 15, 2011
imageWho would it be and why? [Has to be in the top 20]
Points: 66 14 comments
To All The Noobs Out There With No Designs.. Oct 13, 2011
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/ChristmasPrincess/2024746/some-upcoming-events

30 noobs like me will be getting a christmas gift! O:

Yeaaa.. and if you already have a lot of designs..feel free to spam a noobs name and help them get a gift (:
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PYN 1 - Positive Comments Oct 8, 2011
Well, I'm going to do a PYN thing and what not. PYN and I'll put something positive I know about you. If I don't know you, I'll say something positive about your avatar. Kbye.

Ditzy - You're my Ditzy Doo lover. We've been friends for a while on xat and i love you, hun.

Fire - My hilarious GIF giver. I love you. You stick up for me a lot soooo...another reason to love you.

BBTD - Another hoe. I love talking to you on xat. Love the Brandon icon btw. He looks like he's moaning! :D

Fab - I know you, we just don't talk as much anymore. You're perty chill though. (;
(And I deleted them, they got annoying)
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Light Green Oct 6, 2011
Yayyy. 1 step closer from being less of a noob.. (;
Points: 19 2 comments