I put on a low cut dress for my father's funeral. In rural Pennsylvania, we have a tradition that says if ghosts cannot be easily inside, your family will burn. I accidentally put on jeans too soon and Grandma Becky was roasted alive. 
When I was a young girl, my mother threw up on my favorite doll and I was upset, but we did not have running water so I slept with the vomit dolly. To this day I can still smell it. 
Sondra P Lindseth Mayer is my first name. My sister is Sondra P Lindseth Meyer. Our last name is Kringle. My daddy is santa I know this to be true because I found a dead elf in the basement walls 
Time I was heroic in fifth grade when Piper bullied the teacher by giving her apple with worm. At lunch I stole her back pack and burned it behind the building then gave it back to her in a vase and said it was the ashes of her mother. 
Hello Tengaged. I finally ungrounded. This time of year, Pennsylvania's cold and makes my nipples freeze like baby carrots.
Heather continued to slide her panties down the leg and took them off in my room. She nodded, pushed the door slightly closed. I heard her get in your tanning bed. There was no way my bikini will hide my raging hard. I got up, gathered my things and Heather underwear and ran spent the last three rooms down the hall to the next room where the bathroom