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UPDATE Mar 4, 2022
imageon my car. I just got the damage appraised, and that dumb bitch is going to have to owe me $1564.76 to get it fixed lmaoooo

https://tengaged.com/blog/SpiderBoom/9821928/my-brothers-gf-kicked-car
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My brothers gf kicked my car Mar 4, 2022
imageleft a dent, and chipped the paint.

I just filled out my police report and auto claim. I hope she enjoys the fruits of her actions.

Info: Jessica is her name, she's 25, has an inoperable brain tumor, cannot have children, and has "panic attacks" over the littlest things (ex. me being at the family house). And by panic attack, I mean, she just shouts "I'm going to have a panic attack" while calling her mommy to come pick her up and exaggerating the situation over the phone.

My brother has been begging me for over a year to make up with Jessica. I don't really care for her, but I was doing it for him. My mom finds out and says "If you're going to make amends, I'll come down and mediate".

This does not go well, and she makes the whole ordeal about her. She said I am an abusive person because I messaged her "How many times do you guys plan on breaking up?" after she selfishly broke up with my brother (for the 4th time) so "I can work on my mental health" but came crying back to him 4 days later because she "I don't want to kill myself when I'm with you 馃ズ馃ズ馃ズ馃挅". *cough* toxic *cough* codependent

I was completely nice the whole time, gave her 8 ft of space, and she said "I will never ever forgive you!! I don't allow abusive people in my life", to which I said "Well if you plan on marrying my brother, like I know you want to, then that'll make us family".
Jessica: Nope! I get to pick who I let in my family!!!
Me: Well by law, that'd make us Sister-in-laws! What's up sister?
Jessica: OMG!!!!!!!!! She is harassing me!!!!!!!!!!! MOOOOOM COME PICK ME UP NOW!!!
My mom: Jessica settle down, no one is attacking you, we are trying to discuss and make amends here
Jessica: MOOOOOM now his mom is harassing me!!!! *fake cries*

Then she had to be covered head-to-toe in a cute blanket to be able to go upstairs, and run outside while my brother is bodyguarding her and shielding her from everyone's eyes. I open the door and yell "Bye Jessica!!" this is when she decides she's not having a panic attack, but she is smol and angry!!! then kicks my car. My mom, and brother watched her do it.

My sister checked her facebook, and she posted about the ordeal, but totally altered the story, fishing for love and people to agree with her. We laughed cause she only got like 5 hug reacts in total.

My brother is about ready to cut off the family, so I told him, "She's not allowed over at the house anymore, and since you don't need us, you'll be cabbing yourself to and from work from now on. If you need anything, call Jessica or her mommy. Also you know you should move out by the end of the month, since you don't need the family, and the free rent/food". But tbh, Jessica is flipping the situation around to be the victim (as usual) and I think they may be completely over now.

Fucking little tumorhead homewrecker.
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Ya'll won't believe this lmao Feb 27, 2022
So my freak of a neighbor threatened to call the cops on me 45 minutes ago because my uhaul is blocking part of the drive way, but he can totally still get out.

I told him I'm not moving it because he can get out still, and he said "It's inconvenient for me", then mentioned calling the cops.
I told him "Go ahead, call them".
Then he said "What? Seriously? You want to involve the cops in this?".
I said "You mentioned the cops, so go call them".

So now I think we're waiting for the cops to show up 馃槕馃檮

ps. His car has backup cameras, so I don't really see the problem. He's always been difficult, and very creepy.
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Did I Ruben stutter? Feb 27, 2022
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Funny but kinda sad Feb 26, 2022
I'm moving out of my place at the end of this month, and my landlord has been having many showings of my suite.

I found that most of his showings usually fall through. Like today, I left at 1 pm and checked to see if anyone was parked out front, not a soul on the block. I drive by at 1:30 pm after doing errands to see if anyone even showed up. He's parked out front with his eyes glued to his phone.

It's 1:53pm, and he's still parked out front waiting for them to show up.

So glad to be moving tho.
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So someone hacked my fb Feb 25, 2022
and changed my name to "Marsha Bevelle Vincent".
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