...to all blonde's, I may have offended, I unreservedly apologise- I'm turning over a new leaf from this moment onward :D
A Ginger pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburretor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
A police officer stops a Ginger for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the Ginger behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the Ginger yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
