Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
Pretend you are God
Pretend you are Xena the Warrior Princess
Pretend you're a dog
Procrastinate
Pronounce your friends names backwards
Pull someone else’s pigtails
Purpose marriage to the next living thing you see
Purr
Push your eyes for interesting light show
Put bunny ears on people you don't know (the two finger kind you know, like a peace sign)
Put doll clothes on your cat and play dress up
Put legwarmers on all your furniture
Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets
Put sunglasses on your pet
Put your Christmas lights up in April
Put your shoes on the opposite feet
Quiver
Read a book a sentence a day
Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster
Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God
Redecorate your garage
Relive fond memories
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning - Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Repeatingly call someone Al and get mad when they say that’s not their name
Respond to everything with “well that’s what you think”
Roll down grass hills
Roll over
Roll your change
Roll your tongue
Run a Miss Area-code pageant
Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it."
Run around in squares.
Run around your house as fast as you can and, count how many times you can go without getting tired.
Run for Pope
Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
Sandpaper a mushroom
Save your toenail clippings
Say “blink-blink” when you blink
Say everything twice
Say everything twice
Say tongue twisters
Scheme
Scratch yourself - Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Pretend to communicate with your home planet.