So here's how it works. Every week you will be ranked 1-5 based on your joke. 2 1s, 2 2s, 2 3s, 2 4s, and 2 5s. Your points will be accumulated every day. Every 3 days there will be a switch up smday where the best has 10 and the worst has 1. Let's get this started! The first 2 jokes are cereal and serial (killer) 2 seperate jokes.
One morning I saw my brother in the kitchen trying to decide between two different types of cereals. “Maybe you should take half a bowl of each”, I said jokingly. “Wow,” he said with a smile, “you really thing out of the box“
I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer, and his son is left physically disabled. Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped, and the man has to chase the kidnapper 1,000's of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
They were out of steel wool
In those murder mystery mansion movies, they probably meant to write "manson" on the invite
You hit me in two of my weak spots this week, sure hope I survive anyways