Fuck: carlab1 - Let's be honest, it would be a one time thing.
Marry: Ireland - Only because you're Irish. I don't give a shit about your personality.
Kill: NoChildSupport - You don't give enough child support.
Fuck: simba2001 - I would literally be Fuckin' Simba
Marry: cjuddy - I would marry you for the power you hold in the frat.
Kill: Justunreal - I want to eliminate competition for most loved noob on tengaged.
Fuck: likeaboss - I'd fuck you, LIKE A BOSS.
Marry: JakeD - I like the name Jake. I would like to be around more people with that name.
Kill: bb12britney - You're worse at this website than I am, therefore you're a threat to my best noob title.
