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Ranking my #1 allies in Survivor Group Games

18thJul 19, 2016 by Timster

7th place: Splozojames from Suitman13's #Survivor: Friends vs Favorites. James is last simply because we never got to play together. I was the favorite and he was my "Friend" (similar to the BvW twist) that I invited onto the season. We were on opposing tribes and my tribe lost the first 2 immunities but we voted out the 2 inactives back to back. Then we swapped at final 15 and I was still all alone and I was blindsided with an idol in my pocket 5-3 because Gaiaphagee turned the tribe against for backstabbing in a group game a few months prior (Rogues vs Righetous). James went all the way to the top 4 only to be robbed before final tribal council =[

6th place: aiwfwyattroh from Bingo21's Survivor: Macedonia: Mates vs Mavericks. We instantly clicked up on our tribe and dominated the first 3 immunities. Our tribe then went on a 4 time losing streak & my tribe pretty much voted as a group picking off outsiders & obvious targets. Then a 3 tribe swap happened putting me on a tribe of 4 with my #1 ally and FINAL 2 Aiwfwyatt. We lost the challenge and the votes tied 2-2. Wyatt & I voted together, Cole91 and RealChance voted together. Cole then told me he voted me on "accident" and that he'd flip at the revote.. and he did. Realchance went home 3-1. Our tribe then lost AGAIN leaving Me, Wyatt, & Cole. I obviously ran to Wyatt to vote off Cole. Wyatt started acting shady.. little did I know him & Cole were bonding with 1 another and formed a secret final 2 without my knowledge. Wyatt admitted that him & I weren't as close as he was with Cole because we didn't talk as much. I personally didn't go out of my way to always mail Wyatt because our tribe was so cohesive and there was no need to talk anymore game since we were never in danger to go home. With that said Wyatt pretty much said he was probably gonna vote for me. I ran to Cole and told him to vote for Wyatt and Cole ratted me out with a screen shot *eye roll* and then I was done for so I WENT THE FUCK OFF at tribal council. Bingo said it was one of the most emotional tribal council's he's ever witness. I was eliminated 2-1 right before the merge BACKSTABBED by my original final 2. The rest of the cast made it up to me after my ICONIC exit @ Tribal by naming the merged tribe "Timster". Cole was the first boot @ the merge & Wyatt got sent home 3 rounds later. Let's just say I was CACKLING.

5th Place: Karolusmagnus from Bingo21's Survivor: Rogues vs Righetous. Ah, my very first Allstar season. Boy I had no idea what i signed up for.. at this point in time in my group game history, I was used to the premerge portion of the game being super easy. Well this season was a MESS. The first tribal council alone gave me MULTIPLE pages of mails from both "sides" trying to figure out who to vote out first. There was so much chaos and I had no idea what the fuck was going on. I linked up with Karol because he explained everything to me because I just couldn't read all those mails. Karol & I's first big move was BLINDSIDING our own ally Gaiphagee in a 6-4 vote (hence why Gai got me out in Friends vs Favorites). It wasn't my idea.. I didn't want to do it, but I went along with the plan because I wasn't tying it. Our tribe then sent home IceIcebaby unanimously. Then the Mearl vote happened.. Karol & I's close ally, one of my favorite Survivor group players at the time, got blindsided in a 4-3-1 vote after manalord flipped on us. My tribe continued it's losing streak and Karol & I thought we were done for. Well guess who saved the day? Manalord flipped back to our side to blindside jbc8 in a close 4-3 vote (I almost went home). At this point there were 6 people left and it was Me, Karol, Pepster101, & Manalord vs Loganworm & TylerKeith. Everything is fine and dandy now right? lol nope, Manalord flipped AGAIN and targeted me this time with Logan & Tyler and the vote tied 3-3. Everyone stuck to their guns on the revote & Pepster ended up going home with a purple rock in his hand =[. At that point Karol & I were screwed because we lost the immunity challenge again and ofc the opposing alliance targeted me AGAIN *triple eye roll* and Karol ended up voting with them to save his own ass so I went home 3-1. Manalord was the merge boot #Karma, Karol went home 2 rounds later, and Loganworm won the game.

4th place: Obscurity from Suitman13's Survivor: Last Leap. This was a large ass game and despite being the most recent I don't remember half of what went on premerge. But myself, Obscurity & a few others immediately formed an alliance after we found out there was a pretty large premade named "Brovivors". After winning the first 3 immunities our tribe finally went to tribal. Our alliance targeted Joeker but the vote tied 7-7-1 with our ally Loganworm getting 7 votes as well. Well in the revote I heard a couple of people were flipping to vote out Loganworm so I flipped as well and Logan went home =[ #Karma from the last write up? I still felt horrible. A swap happened & my tribe won more immunities. Obscurity & I tested once again failed to vote correctly once our ally OldNewz was blindsided 6-5 =[. Same thing happened the next round to Nathan132 in a 6-5 vote lmfao. By merge time Obscurity & I only had control for 1 tribal council out of like 6. Merge came around and we teamed up with Charliebibi. Well that round half of my original alliance flipped on me and Obscurity and our new, faithful ally.. Charlibibi was blindsided at the merge vote 7-4-1. At this point we were fed THE FUCK UP about not knowing what the fuck was going on. The next round the people who backstabbed us the previous round flipped back to our side to vote out my rival at the time PeaceOut14. I was leading the hell out the vote to send him home (I forgot why but I just remember we argued a few times up to this point in the game). Well guess who forgot to fucking vote? I did so the vote tied 5-5 and I stalled the game by a day for a revote after Suitman hinted a twist would happen the next round. Everyone was PISSED at me. But anyways Peaceout went home in the revote. The next round was a double elimination.. the 2 with the most votes would go home. So this round required a ton of strategy with splitting of votes & working with the opposing alliance to make sure they don't vote you. Obscurity & I put on our thinking caps & backstabbed BlakeIsBack because we couldn't trust him anymore after he blindsided CharlieBibi at the merge so that was 1 number lost, but we also blindsided someone from the opposing alliance. At that point we ran the fuck out of the game (even though Obscurity threw a hinky vote at me in the final 6 because at that point I had 0 votes against me). In the end it was Me, Obscurity, and Survivorfan37 in the finals. We all played a very similar game but the jury instantly favored Survivorfan. Obscurity & I ranted in mails with one another because we were pissed Survivorfan was gonna win. We were POC AND WE WANTED A MINORITY TO WIN! So together Obscurity & I both used our dirty mouths to trash Survivorfan's game openly at final tribal council. The jury started to reconsider their votes & slowly started to favor Obscurity. In the end Obscurity won 5-2-2 =]. #MinorityWins #IDidntWinButItFeltLikeAWin

3rd Place: Blondelle from Suitman13's Survivor: Venezuela. My very first Suitman game. The premerge was easy as fuck, I won my tribe most of the challenges myself alone because my tribe was inactive as hell. We went to tribal twice and it was mostly uanimous. By the merge time my tribe had majority 6-4. I was seen as the leader of my tribe, and Survivorfan37 was the leader of his minority tribe. It was very obvious because we were the most active through out the game. Blondelle & I had formed a tight bond premerge because she was also active on my tribe & we would just crack jokes during challenges. Our final 2 was pretty obvious but we didn't care because the game was so easy.. so we thought? Well the goal at the merge was to pagong the 4 members of the minority alliance. I CONSTANTLY reminded my tribe that we would go to the top 6 together and fight it out from there. It worked @ the first vote when a member of the opposing tribe was sent home at the first merge vote. The 2nd vote Lonelystar1 from my tribe flipped on our tribe because he wanted control + Survivorfan was begging our side for safety (mostly me) and I kept pretending to go along with the deals to make him happy. When Lonelystar flipped Survivorfan ratted him out to me because Survivorfan really wanted to work with me despite me constantly shutting down his deals. Well I called Lonelystar out for flipping. It was pretty heated, but we settled it and Lonelystar flipped back to our side the next round. At this point it was 5 vs 2. Survivorfan went home the following round because I was obsessed with getting him out because I knew he'd win if he got to the end. At this point I was so ready to vote out the final member of the opposing tribe & Blondelle and I would walk to the final 2. Well.. Lonelystar went to the other 3 players in the game and said that Blondelle & I had a final 2 and they wouldn't make it to the end if I wasn't voted out next. So they BLINDSIDED ME 4-2. I cried, Blondelle cried.. and she went home right after me. I was mad as fuck for not working with Survivorfan to get out Lonelystar by the time I got out. Lonelystar's rat ass ended up running the game and we voted him to win over the super inactive floater 4-3 grats bitch.

2nd from cowkal2 Bingo21's Survivor: Suriname. This was my very first Survivor group game. The tribes were split boys vs girls. Our tribe (the boys tribe) slayed 4 immunities in a row. After getting to know my tribe more I aligned with Cowkal and minidude13. We planned to be final 3 at some point premerge. Then a swap happened, minidude was split up from Cowkal and I. Cowkal and I survived the swap.. and so did minidude. But after going literal weeks without speaking to minidude due to the swap, the relationship felt distant by the time we reconnected at the merge. For some reason that I will never understand.. Minidude came to me saying that he was voting Cowkal off at the merge. I told Cowkal, and Cowkal & I rounded up votes to blindside minidude 4-2-2-1-1 (lmfao). For the record, tribal alliances were non existent at this point. The swap changed the game up and it was no longer boys vs girls. At this point Cowkal and I breezed through the next 2 votes as the alliances were constantly changing. It would all start with "Who do you want to vote off?" and we'd go to random people and they'd vote them off lolol. At the final 7 I got word that Andie3Palmer a former ally & original tribe mate, wanted to vote me off. At this point I was a CLEAR threat. I won the first 3/4 immunities for my tribe pretty much by myself. I was the loudest and most obnoxious person in the game. I was overly active and I let everyone know that I was in the game. I had won 2 immunities in a row and it was obvious to vote me out, right? Well as soon as Cowkal told me that Andie was plotting against me I INSTANTLY formed up a random "Final 4" alliance of myself, Cowkal, porschefan101, @ AshlynArehart to vote out Andie because he was a rat that had multiple alliances. They all said okay and Andie went home 4-1-1-1. Our final 4 alliance was kinda topsy turvy and didn't agree on the next few votes but nonetheless we all made it to the top 5 together with 1 inactive girl named Missalice3 who didn't vote for 4 rounds in a row. When it was time to give MissAlice 5th place she randomly showed up and won immunity lmfao. Ashlyn came to me to vote off Cowkal, so obviously I rounded up votes to send her home and she went home 3-2 also for being a social threat. In the final 4 MissAlice lost immunity and I expected that the 3 of us would vote her off. lolnope, little did I know Porsche wanted to be messy and vote off Cowkal, she told me that she already had MissAlice's vote. At this point.. I was annoyed and I didn't feel like dealing with a tie breaker. Despite Cowkal having my back ALL game and after planning on going to the end with him 100% for whatever reason that day I decided to fold my cards and blindside Cowkal 3-1. At final immunity I knew I had to win it.. Porsche wanted a final 2 w/ me & so did Alice but I didn't believe them. Porsche lost pretty early (I assume she threw it) and MissAlice formed a final 2 with me again and lost. I won, I decided to BLINDSIDE my final alliance member Porsche because MissAlice was inactive and there was no way the jury wa gonna vote someone who was inactive for 1/3 of the game. Well at final tribal the jury JUMPED ME. Literally beat the shit out of me with words. Every single one of them hated me for backstabbing almost all of them. I played victim and made them feel sorry for me. Cowkal & Ashlyn ended up supporting me despite me backstabbing them. By the time final tribal was over I knew it was 3-3 (Porsche voted Missy cause bitter bitch) and the final vote came down to the 1 person on the jury that I literally never spoke a WORD to. He didn't speak at final tribal either. I thought he was gonna vote Missy for lol's =[ and turns out he voted for me to win :). I remember to this day playing a video of Vecepia wining Marquesas as my jury votes were being read and I fell out of my w/ Vecepia when I was announced the winner 4-3. It was one of the best moments ever on Tengaged.

And my #1 ally of all time in my Survivor Group Game history is... TotsTrashy from Obscurity's Survivor: Azores. There was a stupid ass twist called "Tontines" where we were secretly put into 5 groups of 5. The goal was to vote out the people in your Tontine Group before the final 12. The 3 groups with the most people in their Tontines would be forced to go to tribal 2 Tontine tribal councils where only Tontine players would vote each other out, the 2 groups that had successfully got out most of the people in their group gained immunity from Tontine Tribal and couldn't vote for those 2 rounds. Basically a pass to the merge. Tots & I were in the same Tontine & same tribe but we decided to team up. Lets just say we were a fuckin flop. First tribal we voted in minority 6-4. The next 2 tribals were unanimous thankfully and then were were split up at the swap. Both tribes my original tribe found themselves in the minority. Of course my swap tribe was a flop as well and I went to like 3 tribals in a row and BARELY survived thanks to bb5lover and LaFierceBrittany2 keeping me around because I knew them outside of the group game. That was the only reason they kept me safe. They blindsided their own original tribe mates with me. Anyways Tots & I failed to vote out any members of our tontine so we were forced to go to the 2 tontine tribal councils. It was a mess and I don't remember what the fuck happened but we somehow survived. By merge time it was the original majority tribe of 7 vs Me, Totstrashy, and Joeker. We were fucked and plus I never spoke a word to Joeker, and he never spoke to me. I swear he had me filtered or something.. anyways we flopped and failed to ever vote with majority for the next 2 votes UNTIL the final 9 where levonini decided to flip on our side for 1 tribal council and blindside someone from his side. At final 8 mman23 randomly flipped sides to join Me, Tots, & Joeker which meant it was gonna be split 4 vs 4. Welp, the other side targeted Joeker WHO STILL HADN'T SPOKEN A DAMN WORD TO ME. BUT I HAD TO KEEP HIM IN SINCE HE WAS A NUMBER ON MY SIDE. I was nervous as hell that he had something against me but Tots swore up and down that he was still on our side. So anyways the vote tied again at the revote and I got purple rocked out of the game for someone the vote for Joeker who didn't even like me =] =] =]. Tots & I cried and she went home the next round. Joeker got dragged to F4 and got 4th.

I have no fucking clue why Totstrashy is #1. She was my 2nd least successful alliance out of this entire ranking but we were so fucking funny together. We were so obnoxious and would fight all the time. We were both close to being voted out multiple times but survived & made a fool of ourselves. At final tribal council we acted like bitter hags & DRAGGED all the final 3 for the lol's and we didn't give a damn. We would've been the villainous, yet likable and hilarious minority alliance that all of America would've rooted for. =]

Wow that was long and no1 will read this except the tagged people that will see why I tagged them =[. Oh well, it was fun looking at past memories. THANK YOU TO MY LOYAL ALLIES, FUCK YOU TO THE ONES THAT VOTED ME OFF WHICH WAS LIKE HALF OF THIS LIST.

Also had to untag some usernames cause they couldn't all fit :(.

Comments

yes @ the namedrop lol

i lost the final immunity by 10 seconds and i would have won the season if i made it ;_;

oh well winning the suitman vs bingo was in a much more hilarious fashion so whatev

Sent by splozojames50,Jul 19, 2016

6th place: @Aiwfwyatt from Bingo21's Survivor: Macedonia: Mates vs Mavericks. We instantly clicked up on our tribe and dominated the first 3 immunities. Our tribe then went on a 4 time losing streak & my tribe pretty much voted as a group picking off outsiders & obvious targets. Then a 3 tribe swap happened putting me on a tribe of 4 with my #1 ally and FINAL 2 Aiwfwyatt. We lost the challenge and the votes tied 2-2. Wyatt & I voted together, Cole91 and RealChance voted together. Cole then told me he voted me on "accident" and that he'd flip at the revote.. and he did. Realchance went home 3-1. Our tribe then lost AGAIN leaving Me, Wyatt, & Cole. I obviously ran to Wyatt to vote off Cole. Wyatt started acting shady.. little did I know him & Cole were bonding with 1 another and formed a secret final 2 without my knowledge. Wyatt admitted that him & I weren't as close as he was with Cole because we didn't talk as much. I personally didn't go out of my way to always mail Wyatt because our tribe was so cohesive and there was no need to talk anymore game since we were never in danger to go home. With that said Wyatt pretty much said he was probably gonna vote for me. I ran to Cole and told him to vote for Wyatt and Cole ratted me out with a screen shot *eye roll* and then I was done for so I WENT THE FUCK OFF at tribal council. Bingo said it was one of the most emotional tribal council's he's ever witness. I was eliminated 2-1 right before the merge BACKSTABBED by my original final 2. The rest of the cast made it up to me after my ICONIC exit @ Tribal by naming the merged tribe "Timster". Cole was the first boot @ the merge & Wyatt got sent home 3 rounds later. Let's just say I was CACKLING.

I read all of this one. Idk why!

Sent by JetsRock12,Jul 19, 2016

If only we didn't end up on the same tribe. Their was no way I was turning on Cole we were good friends. Mates were taking us all out anyway but I'm glad you got to be the tribe name.

Sent by aiwfwyattroh,Jul 19, 2016

jetsrock12 Yay, thank you for reading it!

aiwfwyattroh WOW SO #PREMADE GOT ME OUT TECHNICALLY? I HATE Y'ALL ALL OVER AGAIN NOW. We were literally Angkor before Angkor existed. I was Varner, you & Cole were Abi & Tasha =[

Sent by Timster,Jul 19, 2016

timster wasn't a premade lol I just was closer to him in the season than you. I'm fine being Tasha tho

Sent by aiwfwyattroh,Jul 19, 2016

I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM NUMBER ONE

Sent by TotsTrashy,Jul 19, 2016

Lol last leap memories #GoodTimes

Sent by OldNewz,Jul 19, 2016

I LOVED AZORES!!! Timster

Sent by LaFierceBrittany2,Jul 19, 2016

where in the fuck am I on this list seriously

Sent by CharlieBibi,Jul 19, 2016

Timster when you were unknowingly voted out by two of the originals of the Brovivors in Mates vs. Mavericks LOL

Sent by SuitMan13,Jul 19, 2016

charliebibi I had to choose between you and Sagar for Last Leap but ultimately I went w/ Sagar cause you & I didn't even agree on voting together up until the merge.

suitman13 Ugh disgusting. Hosts should stop casting them in these DAMN games! Thanks for reading Suit! It's an HONOR

Sent by Timster,Jul 19, 2016

Going inactive was not one of my finest moments ^^; My computer got a virus and it wouldn't work until I got a new one so for like those four rounds I couldn't even do anything so I was freaking out.

Sent by Missalice3,Jul 19, 2016

missalice3 LOL. We're such a LEGENDARY unexpected final 2. I think if you convinced the jury that you went inactive on purpose to make yourself look like a nonthreat you may have stole a vote. You winning F5 immunity & getting Porsche on your side at F4 looked great on paper.

Sent by Timster,Jul 19, 2016

Timster lol I'm a 'Brovivor' myself so I can't complain. We are the world's most dysfunctional group of idiots.

Sent by SuitMan13,Jul 19, 2016

Timster Also fun fact you were voted out of Venezuela three years to the DAY of this blog being made lol

Sent by SuitMan13,Jul 19, 2016

SUITMAN13 How disappointing you'd join that group. And OMG @ THE TWIST OF FATE THAT I'D BLOG THE SAME DAY I WAS ROBBED IN VENEZUELA. What an upsetting day..

Sent by Timster,Jul 19, 2016

OH HOW MISS THIS!!! TIM I love you and miss you so much darling. I hope that our paths cross soon

Sent by Blondelle,Jul 19, 2016

Timster omg azores was prob my top 5 group games ever lol

Sent by levonini,Jul 19, 2016

blondelle Yay i'm glad you saw this < 3 I can't wait for #BlondsterPart2

levonini It was a surprisingly fun game even though my fate was constantly in the hands of others. I remember feeling bad once it was all said and done that I didn't vote you to win since I was blinded by Britt never getting a vote.

Sent by Timster,Jul 19, 2016

Timster

That finale was absolutely insane yet I loved it, even if I do wish I could have been apart of the action a bit more? You live and you learn, I guess.

In hindsight I could have done that, but I feel like I would pull it off horribly because everyone says I'm a bad liar in these games. :P

Sent by Missalice3,Jul 19, 2016

timster u guys flipped on me and got fucked over the next week lol

Sent by BB5lover,Jul 19, 2016

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