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Why can't fat lesbians play pool? Mar 29, 2012
cuz they have no balls
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READ THIS OUTLOUD Mar 29, 2012
I DIED LAUGHING WHEN IT SAID SKITTLE DIDDLE TURTLE POP LAMOOOOOO OMG

Down by the banks of the hanky pank, and the bullfrog jumps from bank to bank saying eep op eep op op skittle diddle turtle pop, I pledge allegiance to the flag, Michael Jackson makes me gag, (That's pretty bad now, considering he's dead... o.o) Coca Cola has caffeine, now we're drinking gasoline, gasoline ran out of fuel, now we're drinking Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew fell off the mountain, now we're drinking from the fountain, f
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Anyone else got dat problem? Mar 29, 2012
If you're like at school & your mouth is closed & you don't talk for like 2 hours your breath smells like WOLF CUNK super bad & everytime you exhale JUST through you're nose you can smell it and need a mint?
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I'd never post a pic of me on tengaged Mar 29, 2012
All those desperate people "You're SO CUTE" no please go away I don't want you & I don't date e-nerds or guys. And none of the girls are the ones that are over guys photos either its the guys. Please leave.
Points: 8 2 comments
OMG I GOT A B ON MY SCIENCE TEST Mar 29, 2012
IT WAS SUPER HARD & I DIDN'T STUDY AT ALL AND THIS WAS THE HARDEST SUBJECT EVER AND THIS IS THE HIGHER GRADE I'VE EVER GOTTEN ON A TEST THIS WHOLE YEAR IN SCIENCE LMAOOOOOOO YASS
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Survivor Allstars 2 Mar 29, 2012
Who is more likely to win a final tribal Council? Amanda vs Russel
Points: 11 5 comments