I rather like this blogging business :) So here's another post. I didn't make this joke up but I heard it and thought it was funny and decided to share the wealth:
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled
into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They
started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the
Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else
can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have
done today."
"You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession,"
said the sheik, then he turned to the first man and asked him what
he did for a living.
"I'm a cop," said the first man.
"Then we will shoot your penis off!" said the sheik. He then
turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living.
"I'm a firemen," said the second man.
"Then we will burn your penis off!" said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a
living?"
The third man said with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
