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Big Brother Simulation Game - Season/Series 1

Feb 19, 2011 by Wicche
image<<INSTRUCTIONS: If you already know how my templates work you can skip this part :). Hey everyone, it's Wicche again. In case you've never played my games before, let me give you a quick rundown on how things work:
These blogs are intended for entertainment purposes only.They're great to use as inside jokes or just to get a good laugh from your best buds. The idea is a phrasal template word game of a season in the Big Brother house, in which you, and your "friends", participate. It's not an active game,
all you do is input some information into a couple categories at the beginning, and sit back as you watch your own personalized Big Brother scenario unfold. Still confused? If you've ever played around with mad libs, it works the same way.
You can then post these scenarios on things like Myspace, Tumblr, or on Facebook as notes (I do it). Be as crazy as you want with the items - remember that you're not responsible for what occurs in the house ;).>>

Below is a list of the categories to be inserted into your own Big Brother game. Next to a category will be a small code that will indicate when to insert that specific part into the game (i.e. GIRL2 for the second girl's name). This template is based on the U.K. version. Enjoy!

For the following, please input any NAME of:

A male - BOY1
A male - BOY2
A male - BOY3
A kind of food - FOOD1
An object (anything, beginning with a consonant) - OBJ1
A male body part (Nickname or actual) - MALE1
A female - GIRL1
A female - GIRL2
A female - GIRL3
A song - SONG1
A Country - CTRY1
An animal - ANML1
A female body part (Nickname or actual) - FEM1
An important landmark (i.e. Sphinx, CN Tower) - LAND1
A theme song to a popular television show - THEME1
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Big Brother Series 1 (Semi NSF) - United Kingdom:

Day 1 - (BOY3) admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of (GIRL3). He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, (GIRL1) is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although (BOY1) later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.

2 - The house sits down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. (BOY2) creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. (GIRL2) hits him with a (OBJ1).

3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of (LAND1) entirely out of (FOOD1). After much persuasion by (BOY2), they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.

4 - Training for the (LAND1) task is well under way. However havoc ensues when (BOY1), who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the (FOOD1). (GIRL2) is furious.

5 - Today is the day when the (LAND1) task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when (BOY1) farts and blows the (LAND1) over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. (GIRL3) cries.

6 - (BOY2) gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.

7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, (GIRL3) admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a (OBJ1). (BOY3) says he never wears condoms because they make his (MALE1) sore and (BOY2) agrees. (GIRL1) goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. (BOY1) sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up (BOY2).

8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. (BOY3) goes 'round to everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. (GIRL2) and (GIRL3) are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for (BOY3).

9 - (GIRL2) and (GIRL3) are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. (GIRL1) sings them a song - (SONG1) - to make them feel better.

10 - The public vote (GIRL3) out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. (GIRL3) leaves.

11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with (GIRL3)'s departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. (GIRL1) has to make do without the cucumber she requested. (GIRL2) is visibly depressed and is comforted by (BOY2), who tries to touch her on her (FEM1).

12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of (BOY2) touching (GIRL2)'s (FEM1) over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.

13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that (BOY1) refuses to run because his (MALE1) hurts a bit.

14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. (BOY1) finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. (GIRL2) calls him a lazy (MALE1).

15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. (BOY3) tells everyone individually that he thinks (GIRL2) is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. (GIRL2) and (BOY2) are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for (BOY3).

16 - The nominations are announced. (GIRL2) can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. (BOY2) is equally stunned and turns to (GIRL2) for comfort. (BOY1) is distraught and confesses to (GIRL1) that he thinks he is in love with (BOY2). (GIRL1) says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know

17 - The public vote (BOY2) out of the house. (GIRL2) says she is gutted and even gives (BOY2) a clipping of hair from her (FEM1) to prove how much she cares. (BOY1) is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. (BOY2) leaves.

18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of (GIRL2) clipping the hair from her (FEM1). Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.

19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of (CTRY1) in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.

20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of (CTRY1) sounds like but (BOY1) says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose (BOY3) as the one who must complete the task.

21 - (BOY3) successfully burps not only the National Anthem of (CTRY1) but also God Save The Queen, (SONG1), and the theme tune to (THEME1). He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.

22 - Nominations are due and (BOY3) tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. (BOY1) and (GIRL1) are nominated.

23 - (BOY1) and (GIRL1) take their nominations well and sit down with (BOY3) and (GIRL2) to discuss why they voted for them. (BOY3) keeps quiet but (GIRL2) accuses (BOY1) of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centered (MALE1) before bursting into tears.

24 - The public vote (GIRL1) out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. (GIRL1) leaves.

25 - (BOY3) becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of (BOY3)'s mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.

26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of (ANML1) dung using only a (OBJ1). (BOY3) is unsure but (BOY1) is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.

27 - Completely out of the blue, (BOY1) breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the (ANML1) incident from his childhood. (GIRL2) tries to persuade him to stay but (BOY3) sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. (BOY1) decides to leave.

28 - With only two housemates remaining, the (ANML1) dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by (GIRL2) from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.

29 - Nominations are due for the final time. (BOY3) asks (GIRL2) to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly (BOY3) nominates (GIRL2) to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does (GIRL2).

30 - When the nomination is announced, (GIRL2) graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that (BOY3) is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. (BOY3) takes his £70,000 and runs away to (CTRY1). Nobody, including (GIRL2), ever sees him again.

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