I woke up this morning as I would any Sunday morning. I got all my clothes and stuff to get ready for my morning shower. From the distance between my room to my bathroom I thought to myself "hey it's a lovely morning why not smoke some marijuana!"
I went back to my room and got my black magic pouch and proceeded to the bathroom. I placed my pouch on top of the tiled bathroom sink while I turned on the shower. After walking back to the sink I discovered what looked like a quarter of a quarter of a quarter of a quarter inch of water cleverly hidden on top of the tile. My pouch automatically absorbed the water like a sponge and made my morning a living hell.
If you were to ever encounter the same amount of water you now know that it ain't nothing to fuck with.
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The water also made me late to church.
Please take caution everyone.
Please take caution everyone.