I'm not an ambi-turner, my whole life i've been living with the disability of not being able to turn left. All throughout my life I knew i was different, my life went on like normal 'till one fateful gym class in grade 1, where the teacher forced us to do the "Hokey pokey" for a warmup before our game of indoor soccer. I Stuck my left foot in, and I Stuck my left foot out, I Stuck my left foot in, And I Stuck my left foot out. I Was fully ready to shake it all about when i realized that I couldn't do the counter clock-wise spin that was the hokey pokey. I Was ridiculed for all of my primary school career. Forced to sit at a desk by myself and glue construction paper cutouts with old glue and tears.