You: Hey, long time now see, how are you??
Tengager: Hiiiii!
You: ....Are you okay??
Tengager: How are you?
You: I just asked you....You know what? I'm fine thanks, how are-
Tengager: Plus my spam, please!
You: Wha-
Tengager: Plus my spam, now!
You: What? No, I don't want to! I just want to chat!
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