So I went to the Baltimore Orioles game tonight where lots of drunk fans broke out into a chorus of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." I was listening to the words to the song and they didn't seem to make any sense to me... so I thought I would change them!
take me out to the Ballgame.
Take me out to the crowd.
After you buy a ticket you don't have fifteen dollars for peanuts OR cracker jacks.
I don't think I could afford to go back.
Cause it's root root root for the home team
(WHEN THEY DON'T WIN) IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL
Cause it's ones, fives, and tens commin' out of your wallet at the old ballgame!!!
