I was at the mall the other day just chilling when I was hungry (go figure). So I decided to go over and eat a delicious calzone. There was one other guy in front of me, but there were three calzones. I didn't think anything of it. Than the guy ask for his order how many calzones does this guy order? One? No. Two? No. Three? Of course he does, why else would I be writing this. So I ended up settling for pizza while I watched this guy eat two of them than throw half of the third one away.
