We interrupt this broadcast to activate the Teen gaged Emergency Alert System. This is not a test.
This is an emergency action notification. All CBS Stations shall transmit this fan-made message.
Today, Paulie has a chance of getting back into the Big Brother House. If this occurs, whining, bitching, and overall horrible feeds will occur. In the event that Paulie does return to the big brother house, get on your knees, and kiss your Big Brother Entertainment goodbye. Make sure you have your emergency blindfold, ear plugs, and blanket in hand in the event that paulie returns. Make sure to get to shelter, and stock enough food and water for until Paulie is evicted. Now, if Day vonne, or Bridgette win the Battle Back Competition, the crisis will be averted.
We will now continue Big Brother Broadcasting operations.
