Happy birthdya Christos ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐
Even though todya mya not exactly be your bdya, we are posting this now exactly 6 months late because that is how long you take to answer your texts and open snaps ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ So that's what you get for delyaing our responses....... a delyaed bdya wish HUHUHU ! Even though the gathering of messages below might seem like a nice gesture from all of your closest friends, it's funny to note that 80% of the comments below are complete roasts. Because that's how we actually feel. JK I love yo... ๐
Ps. I've been holding all these messages hostage for the past 6 months. Whatcha gon do about it mister spaghetti arms... Myabe just myabe youll start responding in more timely fashion
cocoAbeans
Screw Grocco that turtleneck creep who pretended to be you when we all knew christoadddd was the real you aka the Greek God and the only one we know ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐
YUUUUUUUUSSSSS
Happy birthdya to my sexy (but very crusty) Greek hubby of almost one year and a half ๐๐ญ
I remember when we were best buds on our main accounts and being part of #ChristosAngels along with Callia and Sial before you left for the army. But then you came back better (and gyaer) than ever for race to golf ๐๐๐ญ
I am honored to be your favorite Christos's Angel (sorry Callia and Sial) and my whole world changed when you decided to marry me ๐๐Thnk you for going gya for me ! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Our time spent together has been nothing but a magical fairytale dream come true. I love b*g spooning you so hard likee smmm sooooo ๐ญ And I promise tonight I will b*g spoon you even harder like never before ๐ญ๐๐
Just as long as you stop cheating on me with bidets ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฟ๐ฟ and getting ๐ฅ'ed by Jag on B*g Brother ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก
And you better start opening my snaps ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ญ๐ญ And not take weeks, even months to open it. Like omfg do you hate me that much to not open them right awya ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
PS. I miss Susana's grilled cheese sandwiches ๐คญ๐คญ๐ญ But now that she's been deported bach to the Philippines myabe sial can enjoy them.......... or actually nvm sial is from Pakistan ๐ญ #IslaFromPakistan ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฏ.
Cheers to us on another bach-to-bach birthdya celebration and looking forward to many more ahead ๐๐
ILYSFM bby and alwyas will ๐ญ๐ป๐๐
David2560
Chris!!!! Happy bdya buddy. I hope everything is okya since there is a little bit of time we donโt talkโฆ but I know youโre fine from your stories! I hoe p you have an amazon dya, love you bro ๐
PrincessTeePee
Happy birthdya Christossss! Hoe p you have the best dya and eat lots of cake ๐ฐ enjoy! ๐ฉท
@Booyahhooboob
KingChristos โ Today at 10:55 AM
Happy Birthdya Rya! Seek a psychiatrist ๐
LMFAO
Im jking
But im not
But dont post it on the blog
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Sorry for clogging the bidets at your B*g Fat Greek Wedding. But your husband super glued my ass to it as a punishment and now I'm stuck :[
_Adidas_
Happy birthdya to "the other person"
No regrets in nomming you with Callia in stars bach in 2017. See you at our stars reunion !
MitchTheMachine
Happy bdya Chris ! Long time no see pal. I don't even think you're worth me writing this, but Tyler + Callia forced me to write this. Sorry I didn't work closer with you when we were on b*g brother. But I was wya too busy making out with America's sexy cougar ass while you were getting ๐ฅ'ed by Jag. Good choice ๐ HBD !
Nick33
You're kinda raunchy. You were sketchy and untrustworthy in stars. That's why I liked Tyler93 so much better than you. Altho it was funny to watch you puke after 1 shot on cam. Even a light ass weight Callia can dreak more than you. Enjoy your birthdya with your head in the bidet
Koolness234
You've missed all the mod gossip. I decided to quit the mod panel to save myself the hassle from all the 13 year olds. Just because I'm not a mod though, it doesn't mean I want you to stop kissing my ass. HBD !
parvatiS
An extra ๐ฏ๐ช๐ผ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ท๐ช๐ซ๐ต๐ ๐ต๐ช๐ฝ๐ฎ (Callia style) birthdya blog for the self-proclaimed "Greek god...... andddddd the only one we know" ๐ตโ๐ซ
Happy Birthdya Chrisssstossss ! โค๏ธ
If you haven't noticed, my message to you last year encouraged you to "dreak more"..... contrary to what Tyler and vherita syad, to not "dreak too much." So this year I am completely taking that bach and will instead sya to stop dreaking ng you "fucking alcoholic BITCH" (yes, I stole that quote from Marweak's message to you last year. (Actually, I technically didn't steal it cause I did write that line myself, it's so good ik))
ALSOOOO I
I wanted to sya that I'm still very heavily offended that you, vherita, and the real Marweak thot I was Marweak in Race to golf. Like pleaseee I can't be THAT bad at acting. Tyler and I worked so hard to keep systrix in line with her script. HORRIBLE Marweak actress. Although you can't deny, I was pretty good at being christoadddd ๐ Lol sorry about RTG, admittedly we went a bit far with the jokes ๐ฌ But nevertheless, they were hilarious and all for fun, we obviously wouldn't have done this if we didn't love you <3 Just know that Tyler and I still read christoadddd and cocoAbeans' blogs on the daily and laugh hysterically at every one of them.
Btw I still believe that christoadddd would've beat Grocco in race to golf if it weren't for his ban. Winning castings bach to bach to bach was wya more effective than plyaing 10 frookies a dya. I mean, just look at his KPG ??!?! Lol that RTG casting with Sial, Tyler, and Vherita was a blast. Even more so with the wya I stole all your keys while you helplessly watched as your fake version beat you to it ;)) (stya tuned for the upcoming film release !)
I'm just gonna end this lengthy message by syaing I hoe p life is treating you well. Hoe p you enjoyed your time on B*g Brother. Tyler and I rooted for you so much... even if you were a stupidass for choosing that punishment instead of the POV
Congrats on 2nd place ! Now give us that $75k ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก
You know my immense lil plyaful crush on you. But ever since learning about your secret, I had to set my sights on marwane instead ๐๐ tysm for telling me your secret that dya . It was ME who wanted to sya something so bad :x but I hoe p we all have the b*ggest bdya bash one year. You and yours (cocoAbeans), myself, Isla, Callia & Tyler and we have the best time ever. HBD bro
BeastBoy
Happy bdya Chris !!
Keeping up with the trend of making it cool to celebrate your bdya at any time of the year....... just like how I made it cool to wear xmas sweaters at any time of the year ๐ HBD bro !!!
Music
I've never told you this, but I actually low-key hate snobby people with maids. SURPRISE
danio
I heard that you had a "secret dying love for me." And that we should get to know each other. What's up ?
systrix
Happy bdya greek slut !
Please stop dreaking ng. It's bad for your health. Instead, you should be sniffing peace123's filthy armpits like me ๐ Ever since watching you on b*g brother, I'm glad I'm not the only dumbass here and would sya picking the Josh Duhamel punishment over $5k is worse than me eating and dreaking ng without fire in survivor 10x in a row
PS. check your gifts and put on your design approved by your very own fashionistas, me and my twin sissy Callia ๐คญ๐
#Roger
Happy birthdya Christos ! I have no idea who you are but we're both friends with Tyler and we both share the same love for bidets. Have you tried dreaking ng out of one ? You should !
#Karlee
KAITLYN IS SO SHIT AT HER JOB. SHE JUST GETS HER BF PATRICK TO DO ALL THE WORK AND SHE JUST SITS THERE ON THE SIDE BENCH AND WATCHES
Kaitlyn and Jefy can be "sit out bench" buddies sitting on the sidelines sipping on margaritas together. Both stupid bench warmers
useamint
Did you see Tyler get rawked out of โold's game ? HAHAH. Jefy and I celebrated his elimination with margaritas. Wish your alcoholic-self can join us ๐
#Susana
Sorry that you lost allrrespect ofr me after what i did that dAyy I knoq what I did ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ
Christie, I will miss changing your diapers and chopping that crusty, dusty, musty greek fro of yours. And making grilled cheeses for you at any time of the dya. And cleaning your bidet for you after every use..... can't sya the same for me after what I did on your parents' sheets ๐ฌ
Tyler93
Chris. We met a long long time ago now and we instantly became such good friends. So many shared interests and the energy just developed into us becoming ride or dies. To my best friend, my brotha from another motha, and my lil bro. Hoe p you have the best birthdya.
Hoe nestly, don't listen to Callia or Sial or anyone else. You know there's one thing to do on this HALF bdya... And it's get dreak af. I want you to get so dreak that you just let cocoA rail you hard from behind like you have recently developed the Passion for. I'll never forget those mails you sent me from grocco. I could not believe the words before my eyes ๐ you're a crusty haired, gya, Greek freak and a completr loser!!! Spending your time on vacations plyaing frookies ! I could never. I spent my time on vacations canning with Callia and falling in a canal in Venice. Much better use of time ๐ and quite hoe nestly your family should be UTTERLY ASHAMED for letting Susana get awya with ""you know what"" as long as she did!! Like CMON. WHERES THE SURVEILLANCE. You're a friggen lazy ass daddy's boy business owner and you need to get your life together so you're redya to take over one dya ! Otherwise I'll take it over and I'll be charging you $750k a year (the money that you owe us for b*g brother). You're shit at b*g brother. You disgraced us coming second. You took jags you know what up the butt too many times. But hey, whatever helps you sleep at night.
Hoe p you have the best half birthdya. Love ya bud ๐ช
Prometheus
christos im sorry for pissing all over your favorite shoes your rich daddy who owns a business bought you. ๐ฟ๐ฟ but im just a cat, how else would i have known better. but ever since Tyler and Callia have adopted me they have done an amazon job at litter-training me and i can guarentee that won't happen again, kitty kitty purrrrrrrr - as your B*g Brother 25 housemate, Blue alwyas syas. Even though your hubby cocoA was a terrible owner, I can thank you for AT LEAST being somewhat of a better owner and keeping me alive so that I could live a wonderful life with Tyler & Callia forever. Even if your house had absolutely 0 furniture besides a bidet, a floor lamp, and the spinning chair that I loved to scratch. Have a purrfect birthdya ! ๐ป๐ฝ
In addition, because you have not very many friends ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Tyler did me a favor and asked some random Italians on the street during his Italy trip to write you a message ๐๐๐๐
#Random Italian person 1
HAPPY BDYA CHRIS
i dont know who you are but apparently you're a greek god. happy bdya
#Random Italian person 2
HAPPY BDYA CHRIS
i also dont know who you are. but italy has tons of b*dets everywhere and im sure you'll love it here
#Random Italian person 3
HAPPY BDYA CHRIS
i also dont know who you are. but im a fan of b*g brother and i swa you on the show. ngl but you were absolutely shit at the game and did nothing else but get ๐ฅ'd by jag and hand him the win. and flirt with Josh Duhamel the cardboard cutout over picking the $5000 or European vacation. your stupid crusty ass lost... as you deserved !
Sapevo che potevamo sentire il tuo odore a un miglio di distanza. Voi maledetti topi sporchi che inquinate le strade d'Italia. Potremmo vederti anche con la tua sporca bionda ebrea afro. Faresti meglio a non mettere piรน piede nelle strade d'Italia. Potrai anche essere adorato in Grecia, ma se mai vedessi il tuo culetto unto per strada, ti farรฒ perdere i sensi e ti darรฒ in pasto alle mie maledette mucche. Anche quella roba gay, baciarsi in pubblico e tirarsi il cazzo a vicenda in pubblico era un po' esagerata! Sei una creatura schifosa, ti auguro un buon compleanno. Zappa sporca
#Marweak
Well, well, well. Hoe nestly, I wasn't gonna write a message until those two annoying fucks, Tyler and Callia threatened me at gunpoint to do so. Because in all hoe nesty why would I wanna write a birthdya message to my ex best friend of 8 years. But I decided to take this opportunity to remind you of what a dirty, disgusting, filthy, crusty, Greek twat you are. We used to be best friends and we came bach to race to golf together. But hoe nestly, I wish I never came bach for you. You left me out of every frookies alliance, you used me just to further your own game, and I'm just sick of you alwyas getting more attention than me. If there's one thing I have that you don't, it's vherita's heart. And I will never let that go ! I remember I used to tell you all my funny stories about my school in North America ... And then like a little obsessed brother, you followed me to NA. Get your own adventures you pathetic crusty musty, alwyas dreak greek freak !! Plus need I remind you of your epic fail on big brother ? Choosing that Josh Duhamel punishment over the meto, $5k, and european trip was embarrassing ! Hoe p you enjoyed getting ๐ฅ'ed by Jag on the wya to victory..... oh wait that's right ! You lost to him. Not surprising. If only you prepared yourself better with your jury speech and questions. Enjoy your bday because this is the last one I will ever write for you. See you fucking never ๐
christossss #christoadddd
