My juicy story with my greek hubby @christoadddd christossss for surviving dya 2 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
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So the story goes like this 馃槶
Christoholic got dreak after 2 glasses of red wine 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶 His skinny lightweight ass got sooooooooo dreak that he ran to the bathroom and threw up all over his beloved bidet 馃ぎ馃ぎ馃ぎ馃ぎ He meant to do it in the toilet but was unfortunately not quick enough 馃槶馃槶
Then he was "in the mood" and wanted to use his bidet so bad :x But it was still covered in vomit 馃槶馃槶 He wanted to get his maid, Susana to clean it for him but she was asleep as it was alredya 4am 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶 instead of using the bidet, a cute lil gya cocoA with a frogsuit jumped in and b*g spooned him like never before and he forgot all about wanting to use the bidet 馃き馃槶 I think I'm better than the bidet anywya, amirite ? 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
Not about stars, but you might find this entertaining 馃お
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Okya anyone that knows me, knows that me and my gya husband got married on a yachj in Greece. Well for our honeymoon, we decided to go to BARBADOS !!!! 馃グ馃槶
Christos decided to do the scuba diving excursion but I didn't because I can't swim well 馃槶馃槶馃槶
While he was out there for the day he got a stingray barb right up his ass 馃槶馃槀馃槀 so i had to help pull that SHARP LONG sexy barb out of his ass 馃槶馃槶馃槀馃槶
Then again, nothing he isn't used to by now 馃き馃き he also begged me not to pull it out (full disclosure!)
Who wants to hear JU*CY AF stories about me and my b*g fat Greek husband , #christoadddd ?!?! christossss 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
Many of you donut know me, BUT for each DC I survive, I will share with you all 1 HILARIOUS story that I know he would not want me sharing 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃き馃き馃き馃き
