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I DID IT!! Jul 1, 2013
After 30 crazy days, tons of hidden immunity idol paranoia, multiple blindsides, and 37 snuffed torches I am sitting here in the finals of Survivor: BT - The Shifting Isles!

The game started off strong, with Dono revealing a CRAZY twist - there would be a tribe swap before EVERY challenge. I thought I was doomed at that point. I had no idea how I could trust people with alliances constantly forming and breaking up because of the swaps. However, I decided to put all of my trust in Rumtin and it paid off.

Rumtin invited me into an alliance with Losa (losangelesgirl), Nathan (Dryerfish) and Michael (pennerisabeast). The first ten days went pretty smoothly for us. We were consistently the best performers in the immunity challenges, which meant we were captains for each tribe swap and got to pick our tribe mates. Losa, Rumtin, and I were mostly able to stay on the same tribe together and control the votes. Michael ended up betraying Losa and was voted off but the rest of us stuck together. After voting off DJ (coolexchangestudent) there were only 10 of us left and we all assumed the merge was coming. However, we were in for a surprise.

Dono revealed that Link (themissinglink) was hosting a season called The Shifting Isles at the exact same time as our season with the exact same twists. The 10 finalists of each season were going to merge together to create a new season of 20 people! We were all pretty shocked and a lot of people felt upset and gipped out of the merge, but we all ended up sticking it out and fighting even harder.

The new tribes were a mix of 5 old Bermuda players and 5 old Shifting Isles players. Both tribes were going to tribal council that night. I was able to win individual immunity so I was safe from the vote that night. With the votes tied 5 vs. 5 we needed to find a way to get one of them out. The five Bermuda players on the tribe banned together (Losa, Rumtin, Tadds, Nathan, and I) and came up with a plan to get Ismail (Walkerbait) to waste his idol by making him think we were voting for him. In the end the plan was a success - Walker wasted his idol, Mikayla (mikaylalemon) went home because TheWaffle on their tribe didn't vote, and we had all the power.

After that our tribe completely dominated in the challenges and didn't have to go to tribal until the merge. In a shocking turn, the merge happened at the final 15. However, TheWaffle was medically evacuated so that left 14 people - 11 for jury and 3 in finals. The first couple votes were easy - The old Bermuda players outnumbered the Shifting Isles players and so Ismail, Jacob (BOBROCKS), Ty (TyTy), and Slim (therealslimshady) went home one after another.

Once it was down to final 10 things got really exciting. At this point I could kind of tell that I was in a bad position. I talked to my core alliance of four, and while I always trusted Rumtin, it seemed that Nathan and Losa were not planning on going to finals with me. And my fears were confirmed when Nathan came to me and told me what was really going on.

Nathan and Losa had been in a separate alliance most of this game with AJ (jflora), Missy (missalice3), and Tadds. They were conspiring to take me, Rumtin, and Felix (Fern111) out at final 9. However, Losa and AJ had turned on Nathan because he seemed most likely to win the game. Betrayed by his closest allies, Nathan came to me and gave me new life in the game. We came up with a pretty brilliant plan to blindside AJ. Together with Rumtin, Felix, and Chip (one of the last two remaining Shifting Isles players) we were able to vote out AJ with an idol in his pocket! I took a lot of criticism for it but I don't regret it.

Unfortunately at the next vote Felix flipped over to Losa's side and Nathan was blindsided. That was the point where I completely lost all trust in Felix and put a plan on the backburner to blindside him.

The next vote was very stressful. Losa knew she was in the hot seat so she took her anger out on us and said some pretty mean things. Her outbursts made it that much easier to vote her out though. Missy knew she could not beat Losa in finals so she came over to our side and gave us the numbers to get rid of her.

After Losa's departure, Rumtin and I really held most of the power. We voted out Jen, who had been pretty volatile the whole season, and then finally my plan to blindside Felix came into motion. I received criticism from both of them for the blindsides but I knew it was the best move for my game.

Now at final 5 things got tricky. I personally wanted to go to final 3 with Rumtin (who had been my one true ally the whole game) and Tadds (who I had developed a bond with towards the end of the game). However, Rumtin, Missy, and Chip all wanted Tadds gone so there was nothing I could do and I had to vote with them to take her out.

Our last blindside was Chip and he was not happy about it. He was a really great guy and had been very loyal but he would have been very hard to beat in finals so we all decided it was best he go.

So here I am now sitting beside Rumtin and Missy in finals. Many say we don't deserve to be here and have many negative, harsh things to say about us but I think all three of us played amazing games. After all, we outlasted 37 people to get here in one of the most epic Survivor seasons I've seen on this site. I hope the jury can get over what I had to do to get to where I am and vote me to win Dono and Link's SURVIVOR: BT - THE SHIFTING ISLES!
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Hot Naked Men Jun 21, 2013
Guys can you please vote for me in this poll? I'd really appreciate it!

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Dave's Rainbow Thread - Bermuda Triangle Jun 1, 2013
Dono's Survivor: Bermuda Triangle
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Immunity Challenge - Rainbow Race

Tribe: Stivers

Trend people based on color level.

White -> Yellow -> Orange -> Light Green -> Dark Green -> Blue -> Purple -> Red -> Brown -> Black -> Silver -> Gold -> Sky -> Blood -> TV
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PYN May 29, 2013
and I'll make up a fake story about your life!

bailey5000: You have an unhealthy obsession with blueberry pie and would do literally anything for it. Two years ago you were arrested for giving a bj to a waiter behind a diner in exchange for all of their blueberry pie. You don't regret it one bit.

aimers: Your lifelong dream has been to be able to solve a Rubik's cube. Unfortunately, you are too dumb to figure it out. One day, while you are hosting a Finding Nemo themed party in which you and your friends get dressed up in Finding Nemo pajamas, eat goldfish, and watch Finding Nemo, a strange man arrives. He tells you he can grant you the power to solve a Rubik's cube but it comes with a price. You immediately ask for the power, not caring about what price you have to pay. The strange man hands you a Rubik's cube and you solve it within a minute. This is the best day of your life! Sadly the man hooked up the cube to a bomb and it explodes as soon as you click in the last piece, killing you and all your friends.

HipposUnite: When you were 14 you decided to drop out of school to search for the fountain of youth. You traveled all over the world with your imaginary friend JoJo in search of the elusive fountain. After ten years of searching and doing sexual favors for food and shelter you found what you believed to be the true fountain of youth. You took a long drink from it and could feel a new energy running through your veins. This wasn't actually energy, however, it was tons of bacteria. You actually just drank from a dirty old well in a village. You died before you could even get to a hospital.

TheRenny: You lived in a box with your sister until you were 14. Two days after your 14th birthday, you saw a kid who looked EXACTLY like you so you killed him and stole his identity. You couldn't figure out what to do with your sister so you killed her too. Lucky for you, this boy was very rich so you lived in luxury until six months later when people started realizing you weren't who you said you were. The police investigated and you were eventually arrested. After a year in juvenile hall, your sister's ghost came and pulled open your jaw so wide it snapped off. You bled to death in your cell.

jakehou97: You started selling drugs out of your house when you were 17. By 21 you were the leader of a drug ring. One day you were asked to sell this new drug that supposedly has similar effects to cocaine but also increases your penis size by two inches. Naturally, you wanted to test your product before selling it so you snorted some of the drug. It turns out all the drug does is shrink your penis back up into your body. You decide to live as a woman the rest of your life rather than face the shame of being a man without a penis.

TDO88: Much like Alice from Alice in Wonderland, one day you spot a white rabbit and decide to follow it. It jumps into a rabbit hole and you try to fit through after it going head first but you get stuck. After 24 hours no one has found you and you have to poop SO badly. Unfortunately it's diarrhea and it runs down your whole body since you are upside down. Just then the police find you, but you stink so badly they decide to leave you there. You eventually starve to death.

donosaurus_rex: You impregnated a girl when you were 16 and decided to marry her. After about a year together you started to realize that something wasn't right with her. During sex she would bite you a lot and a few times she even took large chunks of your flesh right off and then rolled around in your blood. One night you wake up and find that she isn't in bed with you. You go to your baby's room and see your wife eating the baby! You tackle her to the ground and she bites a chunk of your face off, then rolls out from under you and jumps on your back. She stabs you in the back with one of your baby's bones and rips out your spine. You quickly fade away as she feasts on you.
Points: 54 7 comments
I'm finally famous on this site May 22, 2013
Well it's been 5 months since I joined and I'm finally one of the top 10 most mentioned people on this site! I'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get where I am today! And I know you are all just dying to gift me because I'm so relevant so if you really feel the urge I will graciously accept your gifts ;)
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Eating my own arm May 20, 2013
I'm STARVING someone send me a cheesy gordita crunch ASAP
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