Production: So Frank what do you think about some of the pictures around the house?
Frank: what pictures?
Production: You know the Clu--... You know the pictures
*Allison enters*
Allison: Frank there are pictures that give clues to a secret room. The secret room is (gives location), just act like you somehow got suspicious of some pictures even though you barely noticed their existence the last 5 weeks. And Frank, keep this conversation on the down low in and out the house and I'll give you an extra cash bonus, spill what I told you and I will have you locked away for all eternity in Alcatraz where you will be fed bread crumbs and sleep on a bed of nails in a cell with a fat gross serial killer do you understand me?
Frank: Yes ma'am
*frank leaves and just so happens to notice pictures around the house*
Frank's DR session: you know I have seen these pictures around since "the beginning of the game" but I'm a BB fan, this MUST mean something right? Because every single little detail of every house in every season impacted the game.
*Frank finds secret room*
Sees a letter:
Congratulations Fra-- Houseguest, you have found the secret room and with it have won 10 Coup D'茅tats you have only until day 99 to use them good luck!
*Fast forward to finale*
Jury sits with Dr Will and discusses the Frank and Tokyo cat Bridgette broke Ep1 final 2.
Will: so who do here thinks the cat should win?
*everyone raises their hands*
Production: CUT!!! Allison get out here
Allison: Hello jury, this season was tailor made for Frank to win, if he was to lose I will snatch all the money you made here, make your companies fire you and leave you homeless on the side of the street. So *smiles* PLEASE *pants* PLEASE vote for Frank *starts to twitch*
*Jury sits on studio stage about to vote for a winner*
Chen Bot: *whispers to jury* remember what Allison said *points to Allison who is twitching and panting while holding a shotgun*
Houseguests: *pretends to be excited cheering*
Chen Bot: time to read the votes..
By a vote of 8-1 (not revealed who voted who).... *glares at Jury and Allison* ---
*a loud screech is heard*
*Jury looks over at Allison who is on the ground having a meltdown at the 1 vote for the cat*
-- Frank you are the winner of BB18!!
*Allison gets up in relief celebrates*
Chen Bot: find out who is Americas favorite when we come back!
*Allison drags the jury backstage*
Allison: alright which one of you fucking pricks voted for the cat?
*jury silent*
Allison: alright well do this the hard way *reloads shot gun*
*everyone remains silent*
Allison: Fine *shoots ground then reloads* WHO FUCKING DID IT!?!
*Jury crying yelling at eachother to confess*
Bridgette: Alright fine it was me! I'm sorry I did it, I love Frank but I accidentally broke the cat's hand off. I felt bad I thought the least I could do was give it a pity vote.
Allison: A pity vote huh?
Bridgette: YE---- *gets shot* (she gets rushed to the hospital and recovers)
Allison: alright get back on stage the commercial break is ending
Chen Bot: and Americas favorite is... Bridgette! Where are you?
Allison:*whispers into Julie's ear bud* she was shot just say you made a mistake and pick someone else, preferably Frank for more cash
Chen Bot: oops the winner is actually *starts malfunctioning* Jozea!
Allison: WHAT END THE SHOW NOW!!
Chen Bot: see you next summer America
*show turns off*
Allison: Julie what the fuck!?!
Chen Bot: I'm sorry I--- *Allison pulls wires from Julie's back*
Allison: TURN THE SHOW BACK ON I DONT CARE THE COST
*show comes back on*
Allison: AMERICA YOU FLOP CUNTS HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME AND VOTE BRIDGETTE AS AMERICAS FAVORITE I AM GOING TO FLY TO SYRIA LEAD ISIS AND DESTROY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!! BIG BROTHER IS CANCELLED!!!
