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Worlds Worst Chat Up Lines...Got bored :D

Oct 30, 2008 by funkyred44
Your eyes meet across a crowded room... the atmosphere is charged with desire... you approach, cool and composed... and knock 'em dead with a line like...

1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...

4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...

5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...

8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...

9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...

10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?

11. Excuse me I have lost my number can i have yours??

12.Hey it might be a needle but it moves like a sowing machine....

13.Hey have you got a mirror in your pants because I can see myself inside you....

14.Those arent the only pair of lips I want to be kissing....

15. I only want to see you twice now and when you are on your back....

16. Hey ladies nice legs what time do they open?

17. Nice skirt I'd like it even more on my bedroom floor...

18. Do you sleep on your stomach? If not do you mind if I do??

19.I'm here. What were your other two wishes?

20.Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

21.If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon.

22.If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

23.How do you like your eggs in the morning fertilised or unfertilised?

24.Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

25.Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

26.My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.

27.If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

28.Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up!

Comments

Your terrible you know that?

didnt you have ALL of these on your bebo once? :D

we can talk via blog lol
Sent by funkyblue44,Oct 30, 2008
c if i post a comment do i get nefin? lol
Sent by funkyred44,Oct 30, 2008
lol
Sent by bbfan,Oct 30, 2008
lol
Sent by bbfan,Oct 30, 2008
luke..... just lol
i say we try ALL these on courtney
Sent by Funkygreen44,Oct 30, 2008
haha funny
Sent by Laurenxxx,Oct 30, 2008
sddd
Sent by maryselove,Apr 11, 2009
http://www.caseresources.org/evangelisation/images/key.jpg
Sent by ryanlovescookies,Aug 3, 2009

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