NOTICE: THESE WILL NOT BE THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER!!!!
LARRY: hi bob wanna meet my friend boo
BOB: boo who??
LARRY: gosh dont cry about it *GIGGLES*
BOB: *FACE TURNS RED* I F***IN HATE YOU *ROUND HOUSE KICK IN THE FACE*
OK IF A PIANO PLAYER IS CALLED A PIANIST WHY ISNT A RACE CAR DRIVER CALLED A RACIEST???
heres a cheesey one
SO THERE'S 2 MUFFINS IN A OVEN 1 SAYS ITS HOT IN HERE THEN THE OTHER ONE LOOKS OVER AND GASPS AND SAYS " A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
last one
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
