Hey, what's up. Just another one of my days. I'm going to tell you about it. So today, I was like at the welfare office, collecting like food stamps, and public aid, and ya know, getting like stuff for my babies. And after I got done talking to the clerk like this black girl like came up behind me and tapped me on the shoulder and was like "GURL WHY DO U TALK LIKE DAT?", and I was like "talk like what?" and she was like "u know what im talkin bout. listen to da way you talk. you talking like you trying to be one of dem. i know whachu r. you one of dem black gurls who walks around here thinkin you white. talking white. actin white. thinkin you better than the rest of us. is that whachu think? you think you better than me gurllll?" and i was like "first of all, get your three inch neon green nails OUT of my face, second of all what the f*ck did you just say because i totally didnt understand a word of it. and third of all, BITCH IF YOU EVER JUMP UP IN MY FACE AGAIN I'LL BEAT YOUR MOTHERF*CKIN A**" and she was like "okay dennn". so... the moral of the story is... don't let my white voice fool you. LOL.
