20 unique houseguests entered the house at a chance to win the (fake sorry) grand prize of 3,000,000 USD!
- Ed, PinkLips and Amy formed an alliance!
- Jessica and Amy got into a physical altercation!
- Abel won the HOH!
Now it's time for Episode 2!
Ika: Hello guys welcome to my show of Big Brother. Let's check in with the houseguests.
*IKA TALKS TO EVERYONE IN THE LIVING ROOM*
Ika: Hello!
Everyone: Hi!!
Ika: Abel how does it feel to win the first HOH?
Abel: Good.
Ika: Amy, are you ok? I know stuff happened
Amy: Yes, I feel better. But.. *SHOWS BROKEN WRIST*
Ika: Oh I hope you get better Amy.
Jessica Danielles: *HOLDS IN LAUGHTER*
*EVERYONE STARES AT HER*
Jor: Gurl come on.
Nicole: What a sooky la la..
Kim Chi: I know right..
Nicole: *DISSAPOINTED*
Amy: Well thank you Ika.
Ika: That is all, enjoy your night houseguests expect the unexpected.
Houseguests: BYEEE!
*DIARY ROOM SESSIONS*
Abel: I am so happy to be the first HOH however the people might target me.
Jor: That bitch ass girl Jessica I swear shes evil.
Amy: SHES THE FUCKING DEVIL! SHE ALMOST KILLED ME
Matthieu: I am SO desperate to NOT be nominated so I have a plan to get out the drag queens because aren't that already rich and fabulous..? And we also need Abel out because he played the challenge.
*IN THE HOUSE*
Matthieu: Wanna go outside Abel?
Abel: Ok.
*OUTSIDE AT THE COUCH*
Matthieu: So I think the drag queens may have an alliance..
Abel: Mm.
Matthieu: Like they are already rich and famous what are they doing here..?
Abel: True.
Matthieu: I think we should target them.
Abel: Ok, I'm going to go in the house
*ABEL IN DIARY ROOM*
Abel: He thinks he can sway the targets.. I DID A SHOW TOO IDIOT!!
*IN THE HOUSE*
*JESSICA, JOR, CHERITA, PRINCESS, SLAYLEY, PIERRE AND NIGHT SIT IN THE HANGOUT ROOM*
Slayley: And like that's how I became a YouTuber and icon.
Cherita: Wow.
Jessica: You know what I wanna suck some dick right now
Pierre: You wanna WHAT..?
Jessica: I was a pornstar right..
Pierre: I'm gonna leave the room…
*PIERRE STORMS OUT ALONG WITH NIGHT*
Jessica: I'm being slutshamed!
Cherita: No, we don't want to listen to you talking about sexual intercourse
Jessica: Thats so mean!
Cherita: No girl it's just thst you are NAS-TAY.
Jessica: That period blood looking hair is NAS-TAY
Cherita: Well atleast my hair doesn't have lice stupid bitch
Jessica: No you didn't!
Cherita: *FLIPS HAIR MULTIPLE TIMES* Yes I did!
Jessica: *PULLS CHERITA’S HAIR*
Cherita: NOO!! *CLAWS AT JESSICA*
Jessica: *DRAGS CHERITA AT THE FLOOR*
Jessica: *PUNCHES CHERITA*
Jor: STOP WHAT THE FUCK?
Cherita: GET OFF OF ME!!
Princess: *TRIES TO PULL JESSICA OFF OF CHERITA BUT FAILS*
Princess: Slayley go look for stronger people because Cherita might die because Jessica is giving her the ass beating of her life!
*SLAYLEY RUNS OUT AND FINDS NIGHT, ABEL AND ED IN THE KITCHEN*
Slayley: Guys come quick! We need help getting Jessica off of Cherita
*THEY RAN TO THE HANGOUT ROOM*
Abel: Get off! *PULLS JESSICA*
Jessica: HELP! IM BEING MOLESTED! TAKE YOU HANDS OFF OF ME OR I WILL SUE YOU BITCH! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE..
Abel: *ESCORTS JESSICA OUT*
Jor: OMG this is so crazy *SCREAMS*
Night: Lets get crayzayyy
*SARAH RUNS INTO THE ROOM*
Sarah: Is everyone okay?
Night: Well another fight broke out..
Sarah: Oh no..
*AMY AND PINKLIPS RUSH INTO THE ROOM*
Amy: Cherita what happened are you okay?
Cherita: That Jessica almost killed me!
Amy: She almost killed me too! That whore is crazy!
Cherita: Yeah, just lucky to survive.
Pinklips: I'm glad your okay
Ed: Same bestie
Cherita: I'm going to bed
Ed: But sadly I share a room with Jessica
Pinklips: Yeah because we chose the pink room.
Princess: Well good luck.
*PRINCESS IN DIARY ROOM*
Princess: I know if she tries to mess with me my fans will know where she lives and track her down. Jessica is batshit insane like EW.
*EVERYONE GOES TO BED*
*IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT*
Jor: *SNORES*
Jessica: *WAKES UP*
Jessica: *YELLS* SHUT UP DUMBASS!
Pinklips: *WAKES UP*
Pinklips: *TIRED* You have to stop! It night!!
Jessica: Mind your buisness girl.
Pinklips: Girl don't try me
Jessica: Hun keep it together sis..
Pinklips: It's best you keep it cute and quiet.
Jor: You fucking better. You drag me for snoring but you fucking sleeptalk and I hear you saying "I want to suck dick." like all night now and I haven't said anything about it.
Jessica: Stop slut shaming me!
Jor: I said nobody talked shi- Ok fine whatever.
Jessica: Girl fuck you and you. Annoying asses
Pinklips: Yeah huh. Go to bed.
Jessica: Bitch you think I'm scared whatever
Pinklips: *ROLLS EYES*
Pinklips: *TALKS UNDER BREATH* Bitch.
*THEY SLEEP FOR THE NIGHT*
*AT 7:00 AM*
Nicole: Ahh that was a good sleep.
Nicole: I should make a australian breakfast for the houseguests
*NICOLE GOT READY FOR THE DAY*
*IN KITCHEN*
Princess: Good morning Nicole
Nicole: Hey, want to help me cook an australian breakfast
Princess: Yass girl
*THEY COOKED*
Saturn: *WALKS BY* Wow you queens ate that it smells so good
Nicole: It is almost ready
Saturn: Can't wait
Jessica: *WALKS BY*
Jessica: OMG we are eating like queens now!
Princess: *FAKE SMILES* Thanks
Nicole: *FAKE SMILES* Sure..!
Jessica *TURNS AROUND*
Nicole and Princess: *STICKS MIDDLE FINGER BEHIND HER BACK*
Princess: *MOUTHING* FUCK YOUU!
*IN BATHROOM*
Jessica: OMG the way someone is using the shower.. No respect for women..
Cullen: *DOING SKINCARE* You idiot the shower is for everyone wait your turn..
Jessica: I would hit you if you weren't 16 years old!
Cullen: That's because you can't
Jessica: No one gives a fuck
*JESSICA WALKS AWAY*
*PINKLIPS IN DIARY ROOM*
Pinklips: It's best to strategize with Abel because we are good with eachother.
*PINKLIPS GOES TO THE HOH ROOM*
Abel: Helloo
Pinklips: Hayy!
Abel: So wanna talk about the nominees?
Pinklips: Sure
Abel: Like I'm so torn about this I don't know..
Pinklips: I think Night might be a good target because he knows a lot about the game
Abel: For real like.. He talked about all the seasons.. He even watched all the international ones..
Pinklips: True.
Abel: I don't know who to use as a pawn..
Pinklips: Well just stick to what your heart does.
Abel: Aight
Pinklips: I'll see you later
Abel: See ya
Pinklips: *LEAVES*
Abel: *SIGHS*
Nicole: Breakfast is ready!
Jessica: *RUNS* YAY!
Jessica: *EATS*
Jessica: This is not vegan…
Nicole: Uhm..
Princess: You didn't tell us
Jessica: The only meat I eat IS YOUR MANS!
Princess: Girl you really are a slut
Jessica: EXCUSE ME!
Jessica: *THROWS PLATE OF FOOD AT HER*
Princess: YOU JERK!
Matthieu: Uh Oh..
Princess: *THROWS GLASS PLATES AT JESSICA*
Jessica: *RUNS* HELP!
Princess: Damn bitch needs to be taught a lesson!
Loosey: You go girl!
*FAST FORWARD*
Abel: It's time for the nomination ceremony…
Abel: This is the nomination ceremony. As the Head of Household, it is my responsibility to nominate 2 houseguests for eviction. In the nomination box are the keys of the houseguests I am nominating for eviction. I will turn 2 keys to lock in my nominations, and their faces will appear on the memory wall.
Abel: The first nominee is..
*WALL SHOWS NIGHT*
Night: *NODS*
Abel: My second nominee is..
*WALL SHOWS DOUG*
Doug: *SIGHS*
Jor: *JAW DROPS*
Abel: I have nominated you Night and you Jor, Night I feel like you know too much about the show and Doug you are very negative. This nominatiom ceremony is now.. Adjourned.
*DIARY ROOM*
Night: What did I do?? For being a superfan.. Sheesh..
Doug: Well this sucks ass I'm probably going first anyways..
Ika: WHO WILL WIN THE POWER OF VETO..? FIND OUT SOON..
Comments
I know if she tries to mess with me my fans will know where she lives and track her down. Jessica is batshit insane like EW.
