This is half the reason you were gifted.
Jul 18, 2013 by jacco
alaskanfiredragon unlike most the people on this list he has no designs. He is always plussing peoples designs and blogs and being active in fastings castings and in group games. he has always wanted a design and is one of the nicest people on tengaged if you get to know him
Sent by ExploreMeDora,Jul 16, 2013
and also cuz trishy wanted someone with no designs gifted.
Someone
Jul 16, 2013 by jacco
called me the derogatory word for straight today :(
I called my therapist and they said to just keep calm and not let it get to me but ill tell you fucking what, it does get to me and i'm sick of all the hetero-phobics out there who make fun of me for the way I was born. I like vagina. Get over it the world isn't going to grow if everyone still has these prehistoric beliefs that you should stay with the same gender.
*Warning Disgusting Material*
Jun 3, 2013 by jacco
Would you rather drink a litre of period blood or a litre of sperm?
Would you rather get your balls squished by clamps or a hot needle stuck up your penis (not the urethra)
Would you rather have barbed wire ripped from inside your anus hole or have your teeth resting on the curb and someone step on your head (gutter stomping)
Would you rather kill everyone that lives with you or have them spoon out your stomach and eat it while you're alive.
Would you rather drown in vomit or shit
Would you rather fuck a dog or kill a dog
Would you rather have sex with the opposite gender you're attracted to everyday for a year and get $1000 each day or have sex with the gender you're attracted to everyday but pay $1 everyday for a year
So I was making out
Mar 7, 2013 by jacco
with my girlfriend and we were naked doing the dirty deed when i farted. she laughed and i was like sorry then awkwardly laughed back. I continued doing ma thang and rolled her over and moved into a different position. i almost vomited cuz i put my hand on the bed and could feel a little bit of shit. i didnt know what to do so i jumped on it and made her be on top.
Afterwards i took the sheets out and i thought all was good until she saw the shit mark on my back :X
So I was walking
Mar 6, 2013 by jacco
past this guy and he shouldered me as i past him so i grabbed his arm, swung him around and clocked him in the face. Turns out he had those blind person glasses and a blind person walking stick. I felt so horrible so i told him how sorry i was and for him to put out his hand for me to help him up but when he reached out his hand it went straight for my nuts so out of reflex i hit him again in the face :X
He was knocked out and i was so scared so i legged it. After about 50m i turned around and a little chiwawa was peeing on him :/
He was probs 60 or 70
So I was spying
Mar 6, 2013 by jacco
on my sister getting changed and i noticed a mole that could be cancerous in a particular region you wouldn't normally be able to see. should i say something :X it might be weird.
EDIT: i'm not some weirdo. My internet was out that day....
I think i get addicted
Mar 4, 2013 by jacco
to things too easy.
When i was young i got addicted to this site called runescape for a while then moved on to xbox nazi zombies, also started being obsessive with stamps then tengaged and more recently my mum gave me 1 sleeping pill for two nights and every night since then i've been sneaking into her room and taking one. I also saw a caffeine pill there so i sneak into her room and take one of them each day before school so im alert. Then about a two weeks ago i tried crack at a party an have been buying it every day since.
It's pretty certain Jesus existed. All religions require faith in beliefs without hard evidence not just Christianity but it seems Christianity is the one that gets picked on.
