Turkey day is here again. I personally hate turkey. There's many a reason.
1. They destroyed my garden this year. I had to put up a fence to keep them out of my veggies!
2. They are the dumbest animals in the world. Seriously, even deer understand that when there is a car coming down the road honking at you, you need to get the fuck out of the way or you are about to be road kill.
3. They give you food poisoning if they aren't cooked properly. No one likes food poisoning. Seriously, it's like vomit coming from both ends.
I know there are some vegans out there mourning the loss of thousands of turkeys today. Don't be sad. We're just putting them out of their misery, ours too.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, even if you are going to eat some foul fowl today!
I'm thankful for each and everyone of you that makes this site a great place to spend time, and thankful to making it even further in The Only Way Is Tengaged!
